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Please Read This Incredible Op-Ed Full of Sentences by Susan CollinsBy Esther WangJanuary 11, 2021 | 10:10pm -
Melania's Statement On the Capitol Siege Is, Predictably, Full Of ShitBy Ashley ReeseJanuary 11, 2021 | 3:40pm -
Apparently Some Officials Thought It Would Be Bad 'Optics' to Call the National Guard on RiotersBy Marie SolisJanuary 11, 2021 | 2:10pm -
A Very Pissed-Off Trump Has Some Big Plans for His Last Week in OfficeBy Marie SolisJanuary 11, 2021 | 2:07am -
Area Social Network Fucked for the Time BeingBy Harron WalkerJanuary 10, 2021 | 10:22pm -
Kamala Harris' Vogue Cover Has Got to Be One of THE Magazine Covers Released This YearBy Harron WalkerJanuary 10, 2021 | 7:25pm -
Saturday Night Social: Surprise! White Women Did ItBy Harron WalkerJanuary 9, 2021 | 11:06pm -
Black Women and Latinas Continue to Bear the Brunt of the Post-Covid Economic DownturnBy Harron WalkerJanuary 9, 2021 | 9:01pm -
Brave: All of the Massive Corporations That Suddenly Support DemocracyBy Maria ShermanJanuary 8, 2021 | 4:23pm -
Betsy DeVos Latest Trump Minion to Pretend She Has PrinciplesBy Justice NamasteJanuary 8, 2021 | 2:21am -
Prosecutors Looking Into 'All Actors' Who Had a Role In the Riots at the Capitol—Including TrumpBy Justice NamasteJanuary 8, 2021 | 2:04am -
Georgia Republicans Vow That No More Fair Elections Will Take Place on Their WatchBy Emily AlfordJanuary 7, 2021 | 10:38pm -
West Virginia Politician Who Livestreamed Himself Storming the Capitol Is a Notorious Anti-Abortion Radical [UPDATED]By Esther WangJanuary 7, 2021 | 7:00pm -
The Rats Are Jumping ShipBy Lauren EvansJanuary 7, 2021 | 2:40am -
What Time Is the 25th Amendment Happening?By Lauren EvansJanuary 7, 2021 | 1:15am -
Enough Is Enough Is EnoughBy Shannon MeleroJanuary 6, 2021 | 10:25pm -
Ivanka Learns That 'Patriot' and 'Domestic Terrorist' Are Not, In Fact, SynonymsBy Emily AlfordJanuary 6, 2021 | 9:49pm -
What Did These Fuckers Think Was Going to HappenBy Esther WangJanuary 6, 2021 | 7:59pm -
Nobody Puts Lt. Gov. Bae in a CornerBy Emily AlfordJanuary 5, 2021 | 10:30pm -
What's He Thinking?By Shannon MeleroJanuary 5, 2021 | 10:05pm -
Man, What a WeenieBy Esther WangJanuary 5, 2021 | 3:47pm -
The Leader of the Proud Boys Has Been Arrested Ahead of Far-Right ProtestsBy Marie SolisJanuary 5, 2021 | 1:55pm -
Gun-Loving Rep. Who Owns Gun-Themed Restaurant Would Like to Carry Gun on Capitol HillBy Marie SolisJanuary 5, 2021 | 3:42am -
At Age 36, Meghan McCain Has Finally Discovered Paid Family LeaveBy Esther WangJanuary 4, 2021 | 10:30pm -
Can We Just Impeach This Motherfucker AgainBy Esther WangJanuary 4, 2021 | 5:06pm -
Introducing the New SquadBy Marie SolisJanuary 4, 2021 | 2:41am -
Nancy Pelosi Wins Re-election, Will Continue on as Speaker of the HouseBy Harron WalkerJanuary 3, 2021 | 10:42pm -
It's Donald Trump vs. Numbers ApparentlyBy Harron WalkerJanuary 3, 2021 | 8:07pm -
Saturday Night Social: This BitchBy Harron WalkerJanuary 2, 2021 | 11:05pm -
Pelosi and McConnell Got Graffito TaggedBy Harron WalkerJanuary 2, 2021 | 8:11pm -
Man With Power to Realize $2,000 Checks Says Passing $2,000 Checks Is Not 'Realistic'By Marie SolisDecember 31, 2020 | 6:28pm -
Senator Josh Hawley Loves Being An Asshole So Much Even Mitch McConnell Is Stunned By His CommitmentBy Emily AlfordDecember 30, 2020 | 11:00pm -
Louisiana Rep-Elect Luke Letlow—Who Attended Maskless Outings, Events—Has Died of Covid-19By Ashley ReeseDecember 30, 2020 | 3:44pm -
This Fucking Guy, AgainBy Ashley ReeseDecember 29, 2020 | 10:00pm -
It's Probably Time to Let Biden See All of the Secret Documents or WhateverBy Marie SolisDecember 29, 2020 | 1:54pm -
Here's One Lawmaker Who Actually Gives a ShitBy Marie SolisDecember 29, 2020 | 2:07am -
Louie Gohmert Ruins Mike Pence's Extended Ski Vacation (Good) With Extremely Stupid Lawsuit (Bad)By Esther WangDecember 28, 2020 | 10:05pm -
The Republican 'Freedom Force' Has Arrived to Take On Socialism, the Squad, and Possibly the Guardians of the GalaxyBy Esther WangDecember 28, 2020 | 3:30pm -
Saudi Women's Rights Activist Sentenced To Nearly 6 Years In Prison For God Knows WhatBy Ashley ReeseDecember 28, 2020 | 2:54pm -
Let's Just Double Check What the Trump Administration Was Doing While Unemployment Benefits Ran OutBy Marie SolisDecember 28, 2020 | 4:06am -
In One of His Final Acts as President, Donald Trump Fucks Over, Uh......Almost EverybodyBy Harron WalkerDecember 27, 2020 | 9:17pm -
All This Fuss for $600....... Humiliating!! Truly!!By Harron WalkerDecember 26, 2020 | 6:41pm -
Biden's Not So Sure About That Whole Student Debt Cancellation Thing AnymoreBy Marie SolisDecember 24, 2020 | 7:48pm -
Our Hopes for $2,000 Checks Seem to Have Been Dashed by the Usual SuspectsBy Marie SolisDecember 24, 2020 | 6:24pm -
Fox News's Maria Bartiromo Got Scammed On-Air by Animal Rights Activists, Merry Christmas!By Ashley ReeseDecember 23, 2020 | 11:08pm -
Of Course Trump Is Pardoning All the Republican Goons And War CriminalsBy Esther WangDecember 23, 2020 | 3:20pm -
Trump Asks Congress to Increase the Size of Stimulus Checks in Covid-19 Relief BillBy Justice NamasteDecember 23, 2020 | 1:49am -
Dr. Fauci Gets the Covid-19 Vaccine One Day After a Bunch of Congressional Covid-DeniersBy Emily AlfordDecember 22, 2020 | 10:26pm -
Trump to Incoming Biden Administration: No Free CloutBy Ashley ReeseDecember 22, 2020 | 9:30pm -
Before Kelly Loeffler Was a Trump Stan, She Was a Romney GirlBy Ashley ReeseDecember 22, 2020 | 4:24pm -
Man Who Can't Get Sick With Covid Anymore Gets Rid of Paid Sick LeaveBy Marie SolisDecember 22, 2020 | 1:43pm -
Rudy Giuliani Is Still Very Much Under Federal InvestigationBy Marie SolisDecember 22, 2020 | 2:11am -
Trump's Conspiratorial Scheming (And Haunted Lawyer Sidney Powell) Is Scaring Even White House AidesBy Esther WangDecember 21, 2020 | 10:21pm -
Why Is the Trump Administration Still Planning to Execute Lisa Montgomery?By Esther WangDecember 21, 2020 | 9:15pm -
Son of Rich Businessman Turned President Cosplays As Very Relatable EverymanBy Ashley ReeseDecember 21, 2020 | 8:50pm -
A Running List of Right-Wing Politicians and Media Figures Who Downplayed the Virus But Skipped the Line to Get a VaccineBy Shannon MeleroDecember 21, 2020 | 6:40pm -
Yet Another Government Official Urged Covid-19 Vigilance Before Scheduling a Holiday PartyBy Ashley ReeseDecember 21, 2020 | 4:22pm -
When Will Eating the Rich Also Be a Tax Deduction?By Esther WangDecember 21, 2020 | 3:25pm -
What $600 BuysBy Marie SolisDecember 21, 2020 | 3:55am -
Vaccines Here but Things Still BadBy Harron WalkerDecember 20, 2020 | 11:08pm -
Anytime Now, Guys [UPDATE]By Harron WalkerDecember 20, 2020 | 9:10pm -
Hello, I'm Screaming At This Mitch McConnell TweetBy Ashley ReeseDecember 18, 2020 | 11:30pm -
I Can't Believe I'm Saying This But...Trump Had a Great IdeaBy Ashley ReeseDecember 18, 2020 | 8:00pm -
Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp Won't Let the Death Threats Stop Him From Ass-Kissing Donald TrumpBy Ashley ReeseDecember 18, 2020 | 3:42pm -
Biden Taps New Mexico Congresswoman Deb Haaland to Become the First Native American Secretary of the InteriorBy Emily AlfordDecember 17, 2020 | 9:17pm -
Congrats to Trump, Who Has Finally Won the War...Against ShowerheadsBy Ashley ReeseDecember 17, 2020 | 5:30pm -
Cory Booker Is Taking on NCAA Practices That Exploit College StudentsBy Shannon MeleroDecember 17, 2020 | 4:45pm -
No Country for Brown SinnersBy Jean GuerreroDecember 17, 2020 | 4:00pm -
Biden Aide Correctly Calls Republicans 'Fuckers,' Prompts Bi-Partisan Unity (In Freaking Out)By Ashley ReeseDecember 17, 2020 | 3:35pm -
Kansas Mayor Who Voted for Mask Mandate Resigns After Receiving Death ThreatsBy Lauren EvansDecember 17, 2020 | 4:30am -
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Says It's Time For Pelosi (and Schumer) to GoBy Ashley ReeseDecember 16, 2020 | 11:10pm -
Doug Emhoff, Kamala Harris's Second Gentleman, Is Not Just a Wife Guy, He's a 'Girl Dad'By Ashley ReeseDecember 16, 2020 | 7:20pm -
No One Wants Extremely Shitty Homeowner Donald Trump to Be Their NeighborBy Esther WangDecember 16, 2020 | 3:30pm -
Trump Administration Asks Supreme Court To Reinstate Rule Requiring Patients Pick Up Abortion Pill In-PersonBy Justice NamasteDecember 16, 2020 | 4:01am -
Madison Cawthorn Has Some Unsurprisingly Racist Thoughts About Raphael Warnock Representing 'Real Americans' [UPDATED]By Esther WangDecember 15, 2020 | 4:34pm -
Despite Having Met Republicans, Biden Still Thinks They Will Work With Him Post-TrumpBy Marie SolisDecember 15, 2020 | 1:49pm -
No Coup for YouBy Marie SolisDecember 15, 2020 | 1:53am -
Stephen Miller's Receding Hairline Is Still Very Committed to the CoupBy Esther WangDecember 14, 2020 | 10:20pm -
Even a White House Staffer Is Relying on GoFundMe For Medical Bills, After Covid-19 Related AmputationBy Ashley ReeseDecember 14, 2020 | 9:36pm -
Kelly Loeffler Denounces Racism By Taking a Selfie With a Former KKK LeaderBy Esther WangDecember 14, 2020 | 3:20pm -
If I Were Joe Biden, I Would Simply Enact the Squad's List of Policy ProposalsBy Marie SolisDecember 14, 2020 | 3:24am -
Former Adviser Accuses Andrew Cuomo of Sexual HarassmentBy Marie SolisDecember 14, 2020 | 2:20am -
Police Protected Proud Boys at D.C. Protests, Local Black Lives Matter Organizers SayBy Harron WalkerDecember 13, 2020 | 10:19pm -
Area Man Mad at DoctorBy Harron WalkerDecember 13, 2020 | 7:08pm -
The Covid-19 Vaccine Is Coming, but Pre-Pandemic Life Will Remain Out of ReachBy Harron WalkerDecember 12, 2020 | 9:25pm -
What Time Is the Civil War?By Ashley ReeseDecember 11, 2020 | 11:30pm -
Tulsi Gabbard's Back, This Time With Some TransphobiaBy Ashley ReeseDecember 11, 2020 | 5:00pm -
Argentina's Parliament Approves Groundbreaking Abortion Rights BillBy Maria ShermanDecember 11, 2020 | 3:35pm -
It Would Appear That Rudy Giuliani Is Going to LiveBy Emily AlfordDecember 10, 2020 | 10:48pm -
Judge Says Trump Administration Still Can't Force Covid Exposure on Those Seeking AbortionsBy Emily AlfordDecember 10, 2020 | 9:00pm -
Dianne Feinstein's Staff Suggests Her Age Is Becoming a ProblemBy Ashley ReeseDecember 10, 2020 | 5:16pm -
The State Dept. Holiday Party Gifts This Year Are Melania's Leftover Be Best Merch and (Possibly) Covid-19By Esther WangDecember 10, 2020 | 3:15pm -
Taylor Swift Is Doing More to Provide Covid-19 Relief Than the Federal GovernmentBy Ashley ReeseDecember 9, 2020 | 10:57pm -
Rep. Katie Porter Wants Everyone To Know Just How Much Covid-19 Is Fucking Over Working WomenBy Ashley ReeseDecember 9, 2020 | 8:30pm -
Former Int. Sec. Ryan Zinke Is Both Musclebound Swamp Drainer, Gentle Horseback Rider In New PortraitsBy Ashley ReeseDecember 9, 2020 | 5:08pm -
And the Hits Keep Coming From Rudy Giuliani's Star WitnessBy Esther WangDecember 9, 2020 | 3:40pm -
Texas Attorney General Files Lawsuit Alleging Voter Fraud in Georgia and Three Other StatesBy Justice NamasteDecember 9, 2020 | 3:26am -
Chicago Alderman Faces Thousands in Fines for Keeping His Restaurant Open for Indoor DiningBy Justice NamasteDecember 9, 2020 | 2:22am -
After a Mask-Optional Christmas Party, Santa May Be Delivering a Lump of Covid to the White House This YearBy Emily AlfordDecember 8, 2020 | 10:39pm -
Two Pieces of Shit Duke It Out Over Another Piece of ShitBy Ashley ReeseDecember 8, 2020 | 4:10pm -
Well, It Looks Like Trump Fucked Us on the VaccineBy Marie SolisDecember 8, 2020 | 3:17am -
The Walter Reed Doctor Who Spoke Out Against Trump's Covid Joy Ride Appears to Have Been 'Removed'By Marie SolisDecember 8, 2020 | 2:11am -
Look Who's a Modern-Day Plague Rat!By Esther WangDecember 7, 2020 | 10:05pm -
Okay, But Does Stacey Abrams Read Supernatural Fanfic?By Ashley ReeseDecember 7, 2020 | 9:00pm -
We Get It, Kelly!By Esther WangDecember 7, 2020 | 4:15pm -
Jill Biden Will Push for Debt-Free Community College as FLOTUSBy Marie SolisDecember 7, 2020 | 1:46pm -
Now Watch This DriveBy Marie SolisDecember 7, 2020 | 3:51am -
The Vaccine Is Coming, Which Is GoodBy Harron WalkerDecember 6, 2020 | 10:36pm