Capitol Hill Rioters Unveil Their Brilliant Defense Strategy: LOL My Bad!
Politics

The Capitol Hill rioters would like us all to know they are very sorry and won’t do it again, pinky promise. That sums up the defenses offered by the pro-Trump insurrectionists who remain in jail following the January 6 Capitol Riot, which left five dead and hundreds injured. The Washington Post reports that the possibility of serious jail time has acted as a much-needed reality check—in that some of the alleged riots are scared enough to eek out apologies—but judges aren’t quite buying defendants’ newfound clarity.
From the Washington Post (emphasis ours):
One judge called a defendant’s claim of civil disobedience “detached from reality.” Another verbally smacked down an attorney who tried to use QAnon — the sprawling set of false claims that have coalesced into an extremist ideology — to explain his client shouting “Kill them all!” Other judges have been giving defendants civics lessons on how democracy works.
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“Essentially, that’s what your argument is, saying, ‘Whoops,’ now?” Howell asked. “Has he expressed any remorse or rejection of his membership in the Proud Boys, a gang of nationalist individuals? Does he reject the fantasy the election was stolen? Does he regret the positions that animated the mob on January 6th? Is there anything on the record about any of those things?”
Over 300 alleged rioters have received federal charges for their roles in the attempted coup, but 54 remain detained awaiting trial because they’ve been charged with violent offenses, are considered a danger to their community, or have been deemed a flight risk. Some of them are arguing that they should be removed from detainment, arguing that they’re now sufficiently disillusioned by former President Trump and Trumpism as a whole.