Quit Your Job and Apply to Be a Professional Sleeper ASAP
LatestGuys, I am sleepy. And not just right now. I am sleepy all of the time, from the minute I get up in the morning until the minute I lay down again at night (6pm). I’m so sleepy that I think that I might have Lyme disease, but I’m too lazy to go to the doctor to find out for sure. I bet you know what I mean, too, because we are all adults and this is definitely a mature adult problem.
But guess what? There’s a place for us. There’s a job for us and that job is as a professional sleeper in a luxury hotel. The only problem is that the hotel is in Finland, but, hey, if you could cover my cost of moving just for, like, right now, I think that we could totally swing a situation where we all get the job, hang out and nap in Helsinki for the next few weeks. You dig okay, Pony Boy? Yeah, you dig.