Reader Email Haiku: ‘Your Super-Feminine Pantyhose’
LatestThe Jezebel inbox receives all sorts of interesting messages, from helpful tips to furious gibberish. Often, the missives strike us as poetic – in the chaos of the mailbag we may find a sense of peace. As such, we have taken it upon ourselves to let some messages grow into the poetry they are meant to be. And we will do so by presenting them as pseudo-haiku. In this edition, a reader seeks assistance with an important matter.