Best Comment Of The Day, in response to The Jolie-Pitts Emerge From “Under The Sea”: “Shiloh, what are you digging for there? Gadgets and gizmos a-plenty? Who’s-it’s and what’s-it’s galore? You want thingamabobs? I got twenty.” You say: “Who cares? No big deal. I want mooooooore!” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Stevie & Barack: Songs In The Glee Of Life: “Pres. Obama, I just called to say I love you and that for once in my life, I’m proud of my president, and I’m overjoyed. And your wife Michelle — Isn’t she lovely? Signed, Sealed, Delivered, thesciencegirl p.s. I’m yours.” You say: “Malia is ma cherie amour. But I have a superstition about saying it aloud.” • Worst Comment Of The Day, in response to The Story Of The 9-Year-Old Bride: Sad On Many Levels: “Oh My God, this is the most ridiculous piece of feminazi ideological bitterness I have ever seen in my life. Bet you’re just jealous because no decent looking man would ever marry you, on account of your… ft swmpsw wth lphntn knkls.” Um, there’s something in there about my cankles, you guys, but I can’t figure the rest of it out, after Hortense disemvowled/banned. But what do you expect from a commenter called “promnightdumpsterbaby”?
