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LatestPardon us if we turn red: Our best comments are an embarrassment of riches!
Best Comment Of The Day, in response to The World’s Sexiest Mustache Tattoo: “This is what happens when you pass out at one of LL Cool J’s parties.” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to May Glamour: For A Flatter Belly, Cut Back On Breathing: “Breathing makes you look fat? Of corset does! It took them this lung to figure that out?” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to How Accurately Can Old Wives Predict Your Baby’s Sex?: “And if you vomit rainbows, you’re pregnant with a unicorn.” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Bigots Now Targeting Lesbian Teen’s Graduation: “And let us never forget that God doesn’t love us all. He loves some of us, me for instance. And he’s kind of cool with others. He just tolerates you, Tammy. And you little Jimmy? Sweet heaven. You he can’t fucking stand. Pull your pants up to your waist for fuck’s sake. Amen.” • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to This Week In Tabloids: Everyone You Think Is Pretty Had Plastic Surgery: