Ricky Martin and Jwan Yosef Got Married, But the 'Heavy Party' Isn't Happening for a Few Months

By Hannah Gold | January 11, 2018 | 1:05am

Celebrities Dirt Bag

What’s hotter than getting engaged? What’s far sweeter and easier for us all to endure than an enormously publicized wedding?

Getting married, but secretly. Then throwing a huge party, sometime later.

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Ricky Martin and artist Jwan Yosef did the first part already. The singer and Assassination of Giani Versace star told E! News on Wednesday, “I’m a husband, but we’re doing a heavy party in a couple of months, I’ll let you know.”

Martin told E! that the guests to his and Yosef’s party should expect to party for three days. “It’s a typical three-day party,” said Martin. He makes the idea of attending a wedding sound so unexpectedly good.

[E!]

I’m not mad, just didn’t know socks could cost $1,340.

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They don’t even look warm.

Okay, yes, I am mad.

[Us Weekly]

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