What we have here is another edition of Selfie Loathing, your potent cocktail of Vanity Smurf portraits. This week, Kelly Osbourne gets a dangerous updo, Justin Long frolics with Amanda Seyfried’s dog, John Stamos refuses to age and Beyoncé wears one of Jay Z’s $700 ski masks. Celebrity Instagrams, presented without comment. Enjoy.
Medal of Freedom dinner last night with my HoneyGraham.
Yeezus in Brooklyn. Amazing night
This dude is so ahead of his time @kanyewest79 #yeezus #barclayscenter
My office is the most fun and messy place on earth
Atlanta, Venice, Austin this weekend. I feel as if 3 of me are needed..At @Ryotnews headquarters right now changing the world with @brynmooser
Throwback. 2 years ago, took the bear wakeboarding. #mastercraft #wakeboard #longbeach #obey
Hanging with pretty bird @laurenpaul8 in Paris on a ferris wheel. Winter is coming and that makes me happy.
Deb said to get the mark on my nose checked. Boy, was she right! I had a basil cell carcinoma. Please don’t be foolish like me. Get yourself checked. And USE sunscreen!!!
Look how sick my hair looks for this weeks #fashionpolice!!!
Rocking the #Chanel suspenders on this weeks#fashionpolice! What do you guys think?
Can you guys believe it’s been 10 years since#MeanGirls? Don’t miss @iamlaceychabert on this weeks#fashionpolice! She really is fantastic actress as she is the furthest thing from a mean girl ever!! #WeLooooooveHer
New York mag nailing it re T Swift & feminism
the greatest honor
feeling larger than life tonight at the @Coach store opening in Madrid tonight. #grateful
Girls day @lala
Saint Laurent
Shay came to my opening night for #smallenginerepair – thank you, love you so so so much. Meant the world to see you.
sneak peak of today’s shoot with the amazing @nomadrj… can’t wait for you guys to see the rest of the photos!
Love Hawaii!! Photo cred @moviemort
Finished! @elleindonesia #own night!!!!! XX
#NYC
Shout out to @ursulastephen and @redhotnails
Cali flow
blonde hurrrrr errrrrrwurrrrr
First day of @hatchingchange episode of Twisted with @denise_ritchards. Teri is a fantastic director. Also @gavinpolone could barely contain himself.
The Picture of Dorian Gray.
I’m in love with my new glasses and hat �� thanks@nikkipennie and @aninebing
Comedic genius and one of my heroes, Robin Williams. Nanoo nanoo.
Done with a longgg day of filming
Found this little and his baby @longhaired_child
Sporting @itsashbenzo glasses. Weeeerk.
Tour workouts with @ovojonnyroxx. Always a good feeling to see progress
Day Off.
Kiss
If you know who you are, it takes all the power away from that negativity.. I promise.
today is an excellent day
Art is in the eye of the beholder
What do you do when you meet Dora The Explorer? Throw glitter.
Re: help. Thanks!
