- Newlyweds T.I. and Tameka “Tiny” Cottle — who just married on July 30 — were busted for possession of a controlled substance (mary jane) last night.
T.I. — who is one of the stars of Takers, the number one movie in the country, is on probation, so this is not good. [TMZ, NY Post]
- This column seems to claim that Ashton Kutcher couldn’t have cheated on Demi Moore because she looks smokin’ hot in a bikini. So… If you don’t look smokin’ hot in a bikini, do you deserve to be cheated on? [Pop Wrap]
- Hey, did we mention that Demi Moore is in a bikini? She’s in a bikini! She’s taking pictures of herself in a bikini with her iPhone and posting them online! Bikini! [Pop Eater]
- Doctors who do not treat Michael Douglas say that his type of cancer is not a death sentence. [NYDN]
- When it comes to Michael Douglas‘s tumor, Catherine Zeta-Jones says: “It makes me furious they didn’t detect it earlier.” [The Sun]
- 50 Cent is giving up Twitter… For five days. [Contact Music]
- Elizabeth Hurley dared be in the presence of pastries. [This Is London]
- George Clooney is disappointed in himself, saying: “I’ve been honored to be able to lend my celebrity to help wherever I can, especially on behalf of the United Nations. But in the case of Darfur, it’s been the greatest failure of my life. With other people, we’ve been able to get a lot of attention focused on the terrible situation there and nothing has changed. It’s very frustrating.” [WonderWall]
- Shakira loves Silly Bandz! [The Life Files]
- Heidi Montag “pulled the kill switch” on the sex tape negotiations and “made it very clear” that she’s not interested in releasing any video. [NY Post]
- Get ready for Martha Stewart, one-on-one interviewer. “My favorite interviewers are Larry King [and] Barbara Walters, both of whom are kind of retiring. Who’s going to take their place as the serious, great interviewer? I’m throwing my name in there, because I love to talk to people.” [NY Post]
- Gossip Girl gossip: Vanessa and Chuck were spotted making out IRL. [NYDN]
- Unsolicited Uterus Update: Celine Dion is not in the hospital, as some French tabloid reported. Her pregnancy is going fine. [People]
- Levi Johnston is “shocked” that Bristol Palin is doing Dancing With The Stars, because she apparently never danced with him. [TMZ]
- Diddy is being sued for age discrimination. [Contact Music]
- “Rapper Soulja Boy will release his first memoir before he turns 21 – in a bid to teach fans how to become teenage millionaires.” And, perhaps, finally, we will all learn how to superman that ho. [Contact Music]
- Jane Lynch + iCarly = Awesomesauce. [ET]
- Kourtney Kardashian and Scott “American Psycho” Disick are not separated, despite what we read in Midweek Madness. Not that you give a shit. [Contact Music]
- Harvey Keitel on The Office??? [NY Post]
- Zsa Zsa Gabor is out of the hospital. [Contact Music]
- “She is a brilliant talent and I am sure she will enjoy her talents more and more in her life. I send her my love. Everyone deserves a second chance and you can look back at your life and realize the mistakes you can make and repair them.” — Jamie Lee Curtis on Lindsay Lohan. [Contact Music]
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