Taylor Momsen Slams Miley Cyrus, "Pathetic" World

By Dodai Stewart | July 13, 2010 | 1:00pm

Celebrities Dirt Bag

Sixteen-year-old Taylor Momsen is a rock star, dammit! Not a pop star:

“I’m not looking to be Miley Cyrus… I do think the Disney bubblegum that the world is living right now is pathetic. I thought we passed that repression,” she told FHM magazine. She also says: “I don’t care about the fame. I do it because I love music.” [Hindustan Times via FHM]

Angelina Jolie says she’d get married to Brad Pitt if the kids asked her to:
“I think it’d be hard to say no to the kids… They’re not asking. They’re very aware that nothing’s missing.” [E!]
Angelina Jolie would love to do a sequel to Salt: “[The character is] nicely complex. I love the possibility of the different disguises and different personalities and accents. It’s kind of like a playground for an actor, that kind of role.” [Contact Music]
The upside of Lindsay Lohan‘s jail sentence? She could earn $500,000 from pre- and post-prison interviews and a “prison diary.” [Page Six]
Lindsay Lohan and Samatha Ronson had sushi together recently, and that is not a euphemism. [E!]
Behold: Beardless Brad. [DListed]
Unsolicited Gastrointestinal Tract Update: Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are doing the master cleanse. [Daily Express]
Kristen Stewart was spotted with Robert Pattinson‘s friend, and it’s supposed to be scandalous that they were walking together or something. [The Sun]
Daniel Radcliffe will return to Broadway in a revival of How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying. [Perez]
Hair scare of the day: Gerard Butler‘s mullet. [Pop Wrap]
Spencer Pratt is “homeless.” Although if he’s booking a room at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood, he’s better off than most of us. [Pop Eater]
Snooki might land a network TV deal! [E!]
Snooki is auctioning off a hat, a dress and a 1994 Honda Accord to help wildlife affected by the oil spill in the Gulf. [ET]
At the link: How Edward Norton feels about not playing the Hulk in The Avengers. [Contact Music]
Joaquin Phoenix as the Hulk? Say what now? [Perez]
Being considered: A remake of the George Burns flick Oh, God, with Betty White as God. [Perez]
Usher performed in China for the first time, and sang in Chinese. [MTV]
Breaking: A picture of the tiny feet of Cristiano Ronaldo‘s son. [Daily Mail]
John Stamos‘ lawyer denies that the actor had a romantic fling with a 17-year-old girl who is accused of trying to extort money from him. [ABC News]
The news that Joe Jonas is gonna be on Hot In Cleveland would be way more interesting if his character was dating Valerie Bertinelli. But he’s playing her son. Meh. [CNN]
Jake Gyllenhaal will be on the TV fundraiser Stand Up To Cancer. [ABC News]
Christina Milian and The-Dream: Dunzo. [Ministry Of Gossip]
“I regard Howard Stern as worthless.” — Larry King. [Gatecrasher]
“Before you know it, she’ll be out, she’ll have her own reality show, her own TV talk show… I haven’t known one person that hasn’t gone in jail and come out without having their own show.” — Sharon Osbourne on Lindsay Lohan. [Contact Music]