What’s the the worst, weirdest, most ridiculous pickup line you’ve ever heard? Tell us, and you could win tickets to an evening of sex exhibits and free drinks, or a sex guide to help dudes figure it all out.
Life is hard, and we know that guys and girls alike who approach others in a confident yet respectful fashion deserve to be commended. But there’s a right way and a wrong way to try to get someone’s number/companionship/bodily fluids/undying affection, and right now we’re interested in the wrong way. We think you can beat that guy on the corner who yells “marry me” at all female passersby, or the dude in the bar who says “don’t worry, you look hot tonight,” as though we were worried. And if you do, you could win two tickets an evening at the Museum of Sex with free booze, awesome exhibits, and balloon animals (Planned Parenthood of NYC’s Summer, Sex, and Spirits event, to be exact) — or, for the non-New-York-based, a DVD* explaining how to actually please a woman (hint: does not involve asking if she fell from Heaven). Of course, even those who don’t bag these items will win the amusement of their peers — and the satisfaction of knowing that they’ve helped teach a generation of young men and women what not to do.