Toddler Surprised By Ice Bucket Challenge Swears Harder Than a Sailor

Toddlers sure love surprises. And I bet the parents of this little girl were also pleasantly surprised by the string of swear words that emanated from her adorable lips when they poured a pot of water on her. From whence only babble came before, now came an unholy cursing of epic proportions.

The best thing about this video (delivered via Uproxx) is how unexpected the expletives are. First there’s an adorable child sitting in a chair muttering to herself in some strange, as yet uninterpretable language that shares many similarities to how I imagine Troll dolls talk. Then there’s a pot of (what is probably lukewarm) water lovingly and gently poured over her head. And then suddenly, out of nowhere, this sweatpanted munchkin in gorgeous pigtails rears back and screams “fuck your mouth!” with all of her might. It’s cathartic, it’s terrifying and, most of all, it’s the most hilarious thing I’ve seen all day. Fuck you in the mouth, parents. What else did you expect?

UPDATE: I’ve watched the video again and concede that the child could be saying “fucking hell” because she is that one sassy maid on Downton Abbey. I still think she is saying “Fuck your mouth.”