'Western' Food Will Make You Die Faster
LatestSurprise! Our fat-ass Western diets, dripping with the gluttonous privilege of plundering the third world, gobbling up sugar and grains to make sweet poisons like high fructose corn syrup in the name of delicacies like bacon turtles, are going to make us die faster. Live fast die young, amirite?
According to The American Journal of Medicine, a “Western-style” diet, composed primarily of fried and sweet food, processed and red meat, refined grains and fatty fat dairy products makes the chances of reaching an older age and good health significantly slimmer. So you’re trying to tell me eating waffle fries, hot dogs on fluffy white buns with a side of a chocolate chip cookie dough milkshake is going to make me DIE?! This is news, people.