Did you know people who aren’t straight can get married now? Well they can! Only in certain states, but in other states they can have very similar ceremonies that you can call a wedding. What’s hard is that if you’re gay, you don’t know how to have a wedding. They are totally different than straight weddings, for which there is a large amount of literature available to tell you exactly how to not fuck up your wedding. Gay weddings don’t have any of that, so please PAY ATTENTION to the following (except that this is an opportunity to MAKE YOUR OWN RULES so actually throw the rulebook just straight out the window) wisdom, which has been gleaned from the deluge of gay wedding how-to coverage.
BEFORE
- Who proposes?
Two dudes/two women: two proposals! Or just one, if one of you is lazy.
- What do you say?
Because you might not be able to get married married, you can say something like “B Mine?”
- What about engagement rings?
Should they be uglier or less ugly than regular ones? Who should buy them? It’s simple: Just “purchase a ring that [your partner] might like.”
- Do I need to ask the family for permission first?
If you feel like it, or you can just give them a “head’s up,” incoming!
- Should our parents be on the invite?
They want their moment in the sun, so make sure they get it.
- Should my angry relative who hates this “new love” people in America are participating in be invited?
No. Yes.
- Should we invite ex-flames?
How slutty is Donna really? Asking for a friend.
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