On Monday night’s Vanderpump Rules—the morning after the annual Stassi Schroeder birthday meltdown episode—Scheana Marie revealed that while she’s still not looking for a “serious relationship,” she is sort of, kind of, maybe dating a SUR bar back/model named Adam Spott and his best friend, Robby Hayes, at the same time. (You may remember Hayes as the runner-up on JoJo’s season of the Bachelorette and later, as a total dick on Bachelor in Paradise.) Neither of these guys desire to sleep with Scheana—something she repeated in both last night’s episode and, in the case of Adam, in prior ones. This news might come as a shock if it were anyone else on the show, but this is Scheana, and being horny for a relationship is her thing. I’d go as far as to say her now-infamous approach to romance is nothing short of impressive and worthy of dissection. Let’s take a look.
Scheana on Michael Shay: “I don’t want to compare my relationship to the relationship my friends have, but… winning!”
In the first five seasons of Vanderpump Rules, Scheana was partnered with Michael Shay, a producer she met in high school and eventually married on camera in 2014. Their divorce two years later, in 2016, was also televised. Unlike her more recent flings, there were serious issues, like addiction, that led to their uncoupling. Still, Scheana, who loves the idea of being in love, kept reassuring everyone that her marriage was going great, even taking a second honeymoon—despite internal turmoil and Jax Taylor’s reassurance that he had “milk… with a longer shelf life than that marriage.”
Scheana on Rob Valletta: “If he’s not at the point where he’s as in love as I am, I’m okay with that because I know he loves me.”
Before officially divorcing Shay, and just in time for Season 6, Scheana began dating rebound Rob Valletta, an older, richer man whom she could not start a conversation without mentioning—specifically, without including the fact that he can mount a television in seven minutes flat.