Bachelorette Loser Nick: Our Intimacy Was 'Far Beyond the Act of Sex'

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Nick Viall — who was first runner up in the Bachelorette, a televised competition in which a group of men sit in a hot tub for four weeks, and whoever lasts the longest wins the honor of getting engaged to a friendly acquaintance — continues to mope around and talk about feelings. Poor Nick.

In an interview with E! News, he revisited his famed idea of “but why would you make love to me if you were not in love with me?” and insisted that more than just sex stuff had happened in the Fantasy Suite:

“I said fiancée-type stuff,” Nick clarified. “I probably divulged enough information, so I won’t get into too more detail now that I’m not caught up in the moment, but I mean it was a level of intimacy that was far beyond just the act of sex for me, which obviously was part of it.”
“It was just very passionate, intimate, personal and emotional, just with the fact that an engagement was on the line, and that was understood by both of us and I was very clear about my feelings, and she was very clear about where she wanted this to go and I was very clear about where I thought it might be going,” he said frankly. “I think that’s kind of what I meant about it, in the situation.”

WHAT IS FIANCÉE-TYPE STUFF? My theory is that he was thrusting around and chanting “I want to put a baby in you” for 5-10 minutes. (Video at the link.) [E!]

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This clip of Arnold Schwarzenegger thanking his fans for the birthday wishes is a work of art. [HuffPo]

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