Barbie Is Still Hella Super Rich

By Laura Beck | October 18, 2013 | 1:30pm

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Despite the best efforts of many feminazis hell bent on tearing down the impractically built and impossibly chipper Barbie, the original B is still making mad cheddar. (Which she doesn’t eat, of course. No other way to keep that 39-18-33 brick house-ish measurements.)

According to The Cut, Barbie was responsible for Mattel’s unexpectedly solid profits this quarter, despite ongoing concerns that the toy is out of date. Along with American Girl dolls, and Monster High dolls, Barbie raked in more than $400 million for the company. It’s a Barbie World, everybody.