'Bitch, I'm Scared,' Says Cardi B of Government Shutdown

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Perhaps no one has articulated my thoughts on the record-length government shutdown better than Cardi B, which she shared in an irate Instagram posted on Monday. Here she is with her impeccable eye makeup, screaming about our dick bone president and his wall:

“Now I don’t wanna hear you motherfuckers talkin’ about, ‘Oh, but Obama shut down the government for 17 days…yeah, bitch! For health care! So your grandma could check her blood pressure and you bitches could go check your pussy at the gynecologist with no motherfuckin’ problem.”


“I feel like we need to take some action. I don’t know what type of action, bitch, because that’s not what I do. But, bitch, I’m scared.”

Bitch, I’m scared too! WHAT DO WE DO, BITCH?

Rihanna is suing her father for using her name to benefit his own entertainment business, WWD reports. Yes, Rihanna shares a last name with her her dad, Ronald Fenty, but the problem is that he’s apparently exploiting his connection to her without her consent. From WWD:

Ronald Fenty, and his business partner, Moses Joktan Perkins, who started Fenty Entertainment in 2017, have been using her fame to promote their own business, claiming they are affiliated with Rihanna, according to a new suit filed in a California court on Tuesday.

Rihanna, however, disagrees, and is alleging false advertising, unfair competition and invasion of privacy.

“Defendants engaged in the foregoing improper conduct, intentionally misappropriating Rihanna’s name and misrepresenting an affiliation with her. Such conduct constitutes an intentional misrepresentation, deceit or concealment with the intention on the part of depriving Rihanna of her legal rights,” court documents state.


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