The first thing we need to get out of the way is that these toys are probably for human use. Now we can freak out about this giant tongue thing like the fucking Victorians that we are!
The Daily Dot has unearthed incontrovertible proof that global juggernaut Amazon.com (where you can purchase books and toiletries at deep discounts) is selling dog toys that look suspiciously like they’re made to have sex with. Whether they’re meant to be dual-purpose or just marketed as dog toys because they’re cheaper that way and sex toys are fucking expensive (how much for this stainless steel butt plug with an adamantium core?) there’s no denying that these toys look like the toys you might use in your bedroom. (Or kitchen or basement. I recognize that different people like different things.) (Not the kitchen, though. That’s not hygienic!)