Can You Understand What the Fuck Joe Biden Is Saying?

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Can You Understand What the Fuck Joe Biden Is Saying?
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Hello, I’m losing it.

Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:

  • Joe Biden isn’t convinced that Medicare-for-all is the only way to provide every American with healthcare. Please, I implore you to try to comprehend Biden’s explanation as to why his plan is the way to go. If you can get past his “$1,000 copays” without your head exploding, consider yourself superhuman:
  • A new Monmouth poll indicates a virtual three-way tie between Biden, Sanders, and Elizabeth Warren as Biden flounders while Sanders and Warren surge. [New York Times]
  • Apparently, President Trump isn’t the only one who has inquired about bombing hurricanes. [CNN]
  • The G-7 talks have been a mess, and Trump even skipped out on a key meeting about the climate crisis. [Guardian]
  • Also at the G-7 today, Trump implied that wife Melania met North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. She hasn’t. [The Hill]
  • Johnson & Johnson has to fork up $572 million after an Oklahoma judge found them culpable for fueling the state’s opioid crisis. [Washington Post]
  • Bad man Joe Walsh is still serious about this whole running against Trump thing. [CNN]
  • The Rock and Warren are chill:

Here are some tweets the president was allowed to publish:

This has been Barf Bag.

 
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