Can You Understand What the Fuck Joe Biden Is Saying?

Can You Understand What the Fuck Joe Biden Is Saying?

Hello, I’m losing it.

Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:

  • Joe Biden isn’t convinced that Medicare-for-all is the only way to provide every American with healthcare. Please, I implore you to try to comprehend Biden’s explanation as to why his plan is the way to go. If you can get past his “$1,000 copays” without your head exploding, consider yourself superhuman:
  • A new Monmouth poll indicates a virtual three-way tie between Biden, Sanders, and Elizabeth Warren as Biden flounders while Sanders and Warren surge. [New York Times]
  • Apparently, President Trump isn’t the only one who has inquired about bombing hurricanes. [CNN]
  • The G-7 talks have been a mess, and Trump even skipped out on a key meeting about the climate crisis. [Guardian]
  • Also at the G-7 today, Trump implied that wife Melania met North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. She hasn’t. [The Hill]
  • Johnson & Johnson has to fork up $572 million after an Oklahoma judge found them culpable for fueling the state’s opioid crisis. [Washington Post]
  • Bad man Joe Walsh is still serious about this whole running against Trump thing. [CNN]
  • The Rock and Warren are chill:

Here are some tweets the president was allowed to publish:

This has been Barf Bag.

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