Oooh. Awkward:
Kris Humprhies — who just married
Kim Kardashian — and
Ray J — who made a sex tape with
Kim Kardashian — were seated next to each other on a Delta flight Sunday from LA to New Orleans. A source claims Ray J approached Kris, saying, “Come on, you know who I am. I just want to say congratulations.” Wince. [
Page Six]
Your pretty pretty girl
Lindsay Lohan has gotten a new tattoo. The text reads: “Clear as crystal sharp as a knife/I feel like I’m in the prime of my life.” These are lyrics from the 1989
Billy Joel song, “I Go To Extremes.” I guess this means she is sober and looking forward to the future? I only wish she was doing it with a better font and crisper kerning. [
TMZ]
Stacey Dash has finally made a statement about leaving
Single Ladies: “I truly enjoyed playing Val on
Single Ladies, but I have decided to leave the show. I have to be back in L.A. with my children right now and the
Single Ladies shooting location makes that impossible. I wish VH1 the best of luck with the show and in maintaining the strong fan base we developed in season one.” Uh, sure… We heard you were
fired but whatevs. Sigh. Dionne, you will be missed. [
Global Grind]
Hey, girl. Here’s a pseudo-scandal:
Ryan Gosling skipped his own film premiere. [
Gatecrasher]
- Rihanna bought a home in Beverly Hills in 2009 that turned out to be a structurally unsound nightmare, so she’s suing. [HuffPo]
- Beyoncé and Jay-Z‘s unborn spawn already has a (fake) Twitter account. [Gatecrasher]
- Go shorty, it’s your birthday, we’re gonna fist pump like it’s your birthday: Pauly D and 50 Cent are working on an album together. [NYDN, EW]
- Giuliana Rancic is accusing LeAnn Rimes of being too thin? Hello pot, this is the kettle. You are black. [E!]
- Here is Prince Harry in a fairly nice suit. Wish the pants were flat-front, but that’s just me. [Celebitchy]
- Sorry, True Blood fans: Alexander Skarsgard will not bite you. [Us via Blackbook]
- The important news here is not that the American Pie reunion movie has a release date. It’s that Tara Reid has a job. [People]
- Friends, you will be ready to face the day after spending a moment with these Joseph Gordon-Levitt gifs. [The WoW Report]
- This story claims that Whitney Port will make her acting debut in What To Expect When You’re Expecting (alongside Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Lopez). But wasn’t The Hills scripted? [Us Magazine]
- Psst: Lil Wayne was wearing ladies’ jeggings at the VMAs. Pass it on. (Next he should try junderpants!) [Us Magazine]
- “Mel Gibson‘s Niece Poses Topless.” [Radar]
- “If I’m not filming, I’m promoting, and if it wasn’t Twilight, it was a different movie, so it got really busy. I hang out with my friends, family, and kind of just — I don’t even know. It’s like, when I am not filming, it seems like — I don’t even know what I do.” — poor Taylor Lautner. [Us via VMan]
- “My whole life, I’ve done everything in the same space; When I sleep and I work and draw and take photographs… everything is in one space. Everything reflect my inner world as well as my outer world: my aesthetics, the things that I like and also my very chaotic mind. I do so many things that there are so many rooms [in my mind], there are little compartments in my rooms, I have the photography room, and the painting room, and the room dedicated to my children…” — Patti Smith. [Dazed Digital]
