Maybe personalized Disney Princess figurines will become the next toy that kids everywhere would chop off a foot to get their greedy little hands on. Then again, maybe the figurines will simply become the next creepy gift that young girls discard immediately, forget about after a few years, and rediscover during a post-college existential crisis when they’re cleaning out the crap underneath their childhood bed and come across their own 12-year-old likeness frozen on the body of Cinderella. At any rate, it’s best not to risk disappointing a kid by not buying her (or him, whatever, no judgment) a “Carbon Freeze Me” figurine, unless, warns theladybrain, you want them to resent you forever: