Coroner: Amy Winehouse Drank Herself To Death

By Margaret Hartmann  |  October 27, 2011 | 12:01am
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This will come as a shock to absolutely no one: A coroner has found that Amy Winehouse‘s death was the “unintended consequence” of drinking too much alcohol. Winehouse was found in bed with two empty full-size bottles and one smaller bottle of vodka in her room, and tests reveal she was more than five times over the legal drunk-driving limit when she died. Her passing has been ruled, “death by misadventure,” which is definitely one of those things that sounds better than it is. Her doctor said she had just started drinking again after a period of sobriety, and she was “tipsy” but coherent when she saw her on the night before she died. The doctor added, “She didn’t want to die, she was looking forward to the future.” [People, E!]

Bruce Willis and wife Emma Heming Willis are expecting. Bruce Willis has three daughters, Rumer, Scout, and Tallulah Belle, so if he really wants to shock the world he should name this kid something like John. [AP]

Hear ye, hear ye: Lindsay Lohan‘s rep would like everyone to know that she showed up 20 minutes early to the morgue today. Looks like Lindsay deserves a big apology from everyone who said she’s irresponsible . [Radar]
During a hearing today a judge told Michael Lohan that he must stay away from Kate Major, adding, “You even dream of her and you’re going to jail.” [Radar]
Dina Lohan used Michael Lohan‘s incarceration on domestic violence charges as an opportunity to serve him papers demanding $11,000 in unpaid child support. [TMZ]
A source, who clearly got high marks at finishing school, says that Lindsay is showing everything in Playboy, “boobs, ass, and vag.” [TMZ]

When American dignitaries visit Britain they get to have tea with the Queen, so naturally our fellow citizens want to show Prince Harry the best of what America has to offer. In the past few days he’s eaten tacos from a food truck and purchased Coke, pizza, and beer at Walmart. [Us]