Cute 5-Year-Old Asks Cops to Do Their Fucking Jobs

According to WJW-TV, Presley Keeton of Westlake, Ohio lives on a residential street where the speed limit is 25 miles per hour but drivers act like they’re in Nascar, clocking up to 85 miles per hour. With all of this burning rubber, Presley couldn’t ride her bike or play in her front yard without her parents having a fit over her safety so the five-year-old wrote a letter, which included a drawing of the busy road for clarity, to the local cops asking them to do their duty, “stop people from speeding” and force law breakers to respect her playtime. Point: Presley.