Dina Lohan Admits She's The Mama Rose To Lindsay's Gypsy Rose Shitfaced

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As that Philip Larkin poem goes, “They fuck you up, your mum and dad / They may not mean to, but they do / They lose track of you right around the wrap party for Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen / And then passively watch as you implode your own career.”

OK, that isn’t exactly how the poem goes, but the sentiments are the same. After her disastrous, allegedly intoxicated appearance on Dr. Phil, Dina Lohan has confessed to the Daily News that under different circumstances, she might not have let Lindsay Lohan enter the toxic, wacky world of Hollywood before her 11th birthday. But—go figure!—her own mom was a fame-mongering wreck.

I was born into the business. My mother was an entertainer. It was natural. But yes, in the next life, I might not do it.

She defended the serving of alcohol in front of Lindsay during a family dinner on the basis of her 80-year-old Italian American mom wanting a glass of wine. She also claimed that she only went to clubs with Lindsay in the earlier days to “see who the enablers were,” and not because she was trying to look young and grool. (I meant to say great, but I said cool, and it came out… grool.) She also reportedly wants a do-over with Dr. Phil to prove “she’s not the worst mother in America.”


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