Today in Tweet Beat, Sarah Palin is talking to you, Greenies. You better listen up before my dog eats you. Also, Paris Hilton loves Egypt and Snoop wants a friendly wager with Marky Mark.
Extreme Greenies:see now why we push”drill,baby,drill”of known reserves&promising finds in safe onshore places like ANWR? Now do you get it?less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Sarah Palin
SarahPalinUSA
Seriously considering changing my TwitterName to @ebertchicagoUSA and standing tall against the Big Sky in a red blazer.less than a minute ago via SocialOomph
Roger Ebert
ebertchicago
I Love Egypt http://twitpic.com/1td5ruless than a minute ago via Twitpic
Paris Hilton
ParisHilton
waddup @mark_wahlberg @DONNIEWAHLBERG i gotta friendly wager for ya! $20gz cash that Lakers beat tha Celtics in this years NBA finals!less than a minute ago via web
Snoop Dogg
snoopdogg
autonomy is overrated. so is the world, please god pick me this time, christ do i ever get a break, im not pouting even!less than a minute ago via web
Courtney Love
CourtneyLoveUK
It seems @eliroth likes it when I feed him sushi… http://twitpic.com/1tctc1less than a minute ago via Twitpic
Peaches Geldof
peaches_g
Doctor’s waiting room, actually having a blast reading Highlights! Almost found all the hidden pictures…less than a minute ago via UberTwitter
Dave Navarro
davenavarro6767
I wanna see a movie about what Mandela did to get him in jail in the first place. Glad Inviticus made everyone feel warm and fuzzy lol.less than a minute ago via UberTwitter
Talib Kweli Greene
RealTalibKweli
We need Spike Lee to make a Mandela movie. Or at least the white dude who made District 9.less than a minute ago via UberTwitter
Talib Kweli Greene
RealTalibKweli
Ballin status! Lol! http://tweetphoto.com/25227582less than a minute ago via UberTwitter
Nicole Polizzi
Sn00ki
Ahhh I love @jenniferbunney!!!less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Heidi Montag
heidimontag
@heidimontag You and her should make a lesbian sex tape!!! $$$$$$$$$$$less than a minute ago via web
Perez Hilton
PerezHilton
@perezhilton it would definitely out sell Kendra’s!! ;)!less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Heidi Montag
heidimontag
@perezhilton = bipolarless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone
Lindsay Lohan
lindsaylohan
GET JEZEBEL RIGHT IN YOUR INBOX
Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth.