Fuck All These People
LatestNORRISTOWN, Pennsylvania—It was never just Bill Cosby. Long before reporters covered with sweep and scope how people like Harvey Weinstein and Donald Trump kept up entire networks of people working to suppress negative press about them, Cosby did the same. It took many enablers, handlers, agents, and lawyers for Cosby to maintain his reputation as “America’s Dad,” so squeaky clean that he was a longtime pitchman for Jell-O.
A lawsuit filed in New York federal court last year dubbed Weinstein’s helpers the “Weinstein Sexual Enterprise.” No such lawsuit has been filed against Cosby, but in his two criminal trials, many names have been mentioned. Maybe they reached out to Andrea Constand when they realized something was up offering an “educational trust,” or published stories filled with falsehoods, or decided there wasn’t enough evidence for a criminal case at all. But they all played roles. Here they are:
Marty Singer
The voice of the noted Hollywood pitbull, known for his nasty letters and nastier phone calls bullying anyone who crossed one of his clients, rang out in both Cosby trials. It’s his voice that’s heard leaving a voicemail for Constand after her mother called confronting Cosby. Singer’s voice, infamous for what Vanity Fair dubbed “threatening missives,” sounds warm and inviting.
“Hi, my name is Marty Singer. I work with Bill Cosby,” the message begins. “I work with him and I handle his, uh, trust and educational funds for him.”
The rest of the message is pretty short and asks Constand to call him back. She never did.
Cosby confirmed work was done by Singer when he talked to police during their 2005 investigation, saying he tried to put the Constands in touch with Singer. Cosby named Singer again in part of his civil deposition, which was read aloud in court. In the deposition, Cosby said that he put the Constands in touch with Singer to set up an “educational trust” for Andrea Constand. When asked why Singer was involved, Cosby said, “He’s a lawyer and there is a correct way to do it and it would be on paper.”
The William Morris Agency and Agent Tom Illius
“He was one of, if not the, most important client at William Morris.”
That was how former William Morris employee Kelly Johnson described Cosby during the first criminal trial last year. Johnson didn’t testify this time; last year, she was the one woman other than Constand allowed to testify about how she believed Cosby had drugged and sexually assaulted her. In Johnson’s testimony, she said it happened while she worked for William Morris and specifically was an assistant to Cosby’s agent, Tom Illius. At some point afterward, Cosby called Illius. Johnson listened in on the call, which she said was common practice there so assistants could take notes on what was said. Johnson said she heard Cosby tell Illius to fire her.
“I heard him say, ‘She’s always away from her desk. She’s messing up her work,’” Johnson testified. “‘She’s ungrateful for all the things done for her … She’s a problem. You need to get rid of the problem.’”
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