Hailey and Justin Bieber Are Learning That Wedding Planning Is a Pain in the Ass
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When Hailey Baldwin Bieber and Justin Bieber announced that they will be having an official wedding to supplement their surprise courthouse marriage in October, visions of fancy Vogue slideshows danced in our heads. Of course it will be luxe and over-the-top and probably a lot absurd; my biggest question is whether Justin shave his dirtbag scruff or leave it and wear an Off-White hoodie under his tux jacket.
Unfortunately, the proles will be deprived of this for just a little bit longer, because the happy couple is dealing with the same type of logistical bullshit that accompanies planning a wedding, or any large-scale event. The latest development: they sent out 300 “Save the Date” postcards (charmingly retro!) but then revoked them (fittingly on-trend!) because several key people could not make it on the date. One problem here is that the date was over Justin’s birthday weekend in early March—any wedding planner worth their salt knows that two months is not enough time for attendees to make arrangements to attend a ceremony, especially when many of those attendees are rich and famous (including Kylie Jenner, Travis Scott, Chris Brown, Drake, and Odell Beckham Jr.) and fill up their planners a year in advance. I mean, what a headache! TMZ:
Our sources say the wedding will not be anytime soon … they want to properly plan it this time with plenty of warning for guests. We’re told they’re now thinking they may want to do a destination wedding, knowing that would pare down the guest list considerably.
As a commoner who is over 35, the dirtiest words you can utter to me are “destination wedding.” Unless your ass is paying! Justin and Hailey, get it together!
[TMZ]
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[Bossip]
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