Heaven Help Us: Jezebel Liveblogs the GOP Presidential Debate


“Fascinated, the whole world followed after the beast. They worshiped the dragon because it gave its authority to the beast; they also worshiped the beast and said, “Who can compare with the beast or who can fight against it?” The beast was given a mouth uttering proud boasts and blasphemies, and it was given authority to act for forty-two months.” – from the Book of Revelations, chapter 13

Welcome to Jezebel’s liveblog of the second of a thousand Presidential debates, each of which will contain the utterance of a thousand screams across the nation, screamed simultaneously like a cart full of rubber noisemaking ducks, over and over again until we don’t care who is President, we just want all of this to end. Tonight, the 11 remaining serious GOP contenders are moderated by CNN’s Jake Tapper (pictured, floating) and Hugh Hewitt (invisible, because Hugh Hewitt is all around!)

Tonight, we have a special guest: standup comedian Sara Schaefer, of Nikki and Sara Live! and other late night hilarity. Her debut album can be found here.

Join us in the scream choir.

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