Idiot Who Calls Himself ‘Pro-Life Spider-Man’ Scales Oklahoma Building to Protest Abortion
The real Spider-Man at least makes himself useful. What is this dude doing?
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There are a ton of things that don’t make sense in this country anymore. Senators are admitting they care more about winning the midterm elections than stopping mass shootings. Hollywood is making a sequel to The Joker that’s a musical, with Lady Gaga? And the Supreme Court is about to overturn Roe v. Wade nearly 50 years after it was decided because America elected a pussy-grabbing beauty pageant owner as leader of the free world. But a self-proclaimed “Pro-Life Spider-Man” scaling the tallest building in Oklahoma to protest abortion is what has me scratching my head at this current moment.
On Tuesday, police arrested a 22-year-old anti-abortion activist who climbed a 50-story skyscraper in Oklahoma City, which—there’s no other way to say it—is fucking stupid. The man, whose real name I will not include since “Pro-Life Spider-Man” is too incredible not to repeat as many times as possible, went climbing to raise awareness for an anti-abortion charity. I will also not name the anti-abortion charity, because who cares. But they announced on their Instagram Monday night that they’d partnered with this Pro-Life Spidey who was going to climb a big building for them. Congrats all around!