Iron Man 2 Will Be Huge. The Premiere? Hugely Cringe-Inducing
LatestThe world premiere of Iron Man 2, at Hollywood’s El Capitan Theatre, was so chock-a-block with strange shoes and sexyface and shiny, unhappy dresses and short-shorts that we’re as exhausted as if we‘d been clomping around in an iron suit.
First of all: Scarlett looks pretty amazing.
I really don’t understand what’s going on with shoes these days. Call me old-fashioned, but why do we want booties that foreshorten one’s legs to point that we need to wear short-short suits to balance them and, even if we’re as leggy as Gwyneth Paltrow (which “we’re” not) get chopped into horizontal color-blocks?
Exhibit B: Kelly Lynch. And while we’re at it: the horizontal-stripe trend. Hey, I saw Coco Avant Chanel. We all want to be some Seberg-esque gamine in a boxy sailor-stripe. But if wishes were trees, the trees would be falling.
Oh, and that’s also true of all these gladiators and ankle straps! (See Katie Cleary.) It’s like a conspiracy against short women!