It Just Doesn't Get Any More Chill Than This Dog Enjoying a Spa Day

So I went bouldering for the first time in a couple years the other day, and I can’t even lift my arms to scratch the back of my neck. I just want to fall into a vat of Tiger Balm and then be airlifted to massage table where a million (super strong) kitties knead the knots in my back/arms/life into nonexistence. Is that too much to ask?

Anyway, what I’m really trying to say here is that I have never been more jealous of a dog in my entire life. It’s just so. So chill.