A short two years after Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes were first seen holding hands in Malibu for all the world (paparazzi) to see, and a short few months after they were seen together-together at the Met Gala, Page Sixreports their six-year, mostly-secret relationship has finally fallen apart.
On Friday, pictures surfaced of Foxx, 51, holding hands with Sela Vave, a singer who some reports say only graduated from high school last year. My take on this photo is that Foxx’s hand-holding is more protective than romantic, but that hasn’t stopped the gossip rags from declaring that Foxx cheated on Holmes, that he and Vave are in a relationship, that they’re going to get married and eventually die and be placed in side-by-side burial plots, still wearing the outfits they wore to Lil Pump’s 19th birthday at Bootsy Bellows (a white Balenciaga sweatshirt and nude mini dress, respectively).
But a spy at La Esquina overheard the actress — who was having dinner with girlfriends at the Kenmore Street restaurant — tell a pal, “What Jamie does is his business — we haven’t been together for months.”
For a couple who managed the near-impossible feat of keeping their relationship a “secret,” that seems like a pretty complete quote to randomly drop in a public place, but whatever. The point is, it’s clear that the relationship lost its fire once it was out in the open; that it faltered under the pressure of our prying eyes; that if we’d just let Holmes and Foxx keep sneaking in and out of parties separately like they did before, this wouldn’t have happened. RIP FoxxHolmes. We hardly know ye. [Page Six]
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Harvey Weinstein would like his trial moved out of Manhattan. [Page Six]
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