- Seventy-two year old Jane Fonda is talking about her recent plastic surgery, saying, “It was a hard decision to make.”
Also: “I decided if I’m going to do it, I’m going to tell the truth. I’m writing a book about aging, so I can’t write that book and not say I’ve had plastic surgery. And you know, I just decided it was for me — I don’t want to have bags under my eyes that make me look tired, and so forth and so on.” Jane adds: “I have a new hip. I have a new knee, and I’m going to soon be bionic… If I don’t stay active my body stops functioning. I’m careful about how I eat. I stay active. I walk a lot. I have good genes — and money.” [ET]
- The 33-year-old ping pong guy rumored to be dating Susan Sarandon denies that they are an item. But he does say: “We spend a lot of time together. A lot of time.” [New York Magazine]
- Uh oh. Morrissey called the Chinese a “subspecies.” Yikes. [Daily Express]
- SHOCKER: PETA is not into that photo of Lady Gaga covered in raw meat. “Meat represents bloody violence and suffering, so if that’s the look they were going for, they achieved it,” says Ingrid Newkirk. [Hindustan Times]
- For Beyoncé‘s birthday, Jay-Z threw an “intimate” party with guests like Alicia Keys, Serena Williams, Kanye West and Diddy. There was a six layer cake, the DJ played Stevie Wonder, the room was filled with orchids and Diddy was the last to leave. The stuff dreams are made of! [Page Six]
- Serena Williams is trying to get fixed up with Drake. You know, Jimmy from Degrassi? [Page Six]
- Charlie Sheen‘s ex-wife Brooke Mueller and Paris Hilton are filming some kind of cable reality show with the theme of “lifestyles.” Or what I like to call “garbage.” [TMZ]
- If you’re interested in seeing Kendra Wilkinson‘s old nose, by all means, click the link. [Radar Online]
- Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough are on vacay in Mexico, eating lobster and drinking cocktails and leaving huge tips. Fuckers. [Just Jared]
- Martha Stewart. Vampires. Smear campaign. Wine. Lawsuit. Alice Cooper. My head is spinning! [TMZ]
- Elin Nordegren is looking for a house in Florida not far from where Tiger Woods lives, so that sharing custody of the kids is easier. [The Sun]
- SparkleVamp Robert Pattinson will make an appearance in Entourage‘s final episode. [Sydney Morning Herald]
- Here’s a fuzzy picture of Adam “Glambert” Lambert kissing Scissor Sisters’ Jake Shears. [Just Jared]
- Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee‘s son Brandon threw a rave for his 14th birthday and thought it was “the coolest thing” when his party got shut down by the cops. [Daily Express]
- Ew: Dennis Rodman allegedly took six ladies to a hotel room while he had a cordless microphone in his pocket — and folks in the lobby heard him “describing in full sexual detail what he wanted to do to them.” [Page Six]
- Whether or not this All About Eve-ish item is true doesn’t matter: Mary Hart throwing coffee at a screen when Lara Spencer was talking = awesome. [Page Six]
- “Mike Tyson Regrets Not Smoking Pot With Tupac.” [PopEater]
- How is it that years of wrestling didn’t break Hulk Hogan, but COLLECTING SEASHELLS did?!?! [Showbiz Spy]
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