Jonathan Franzen Considered Adopting Iraqi Orphan to Better Understand Young People
LatestHold onto your little clitorises of discernment, you stuffy literary cunts: the bad boy of books (and bird watching!) Jonathan Franzen is BACK, having begun his press tour for his new novel Purity, and GUESS WHAT? He doesn’t give a FUCK what you think about him. (But please buy his new book! Pleeeeeeease!)
In a new interview with The Guardian’s Alison Flood, Franzen drops all kinds of truth bombs that you—a big dumb square—probably won’t be able to handle. Like, did you know that he dislikes young people so much that he and his partner considered adopting an Iraqi orphan so that he could better empathize and understand the world’s youth?
“Oh, it was insane, the idea that Kathy and I were going to adopt an Iraqi war orphan. The whole idea lasted maybe six weeks,” he told Flood. “One of the things that had put me in mind of adoption was a sense of alienation from the younger generation. They seemed politically not the way they should be as young people. I thought people were supposed to be idealistic and angry. And they seemed kind of cynical and not very angry. At least not in any way that was accessible to me.”
Eventually, his editor suggested that, rather than adopt a child as a sociology project, he should instead sit down and, you know, actually try to talk with some college grads. The discussions, he says, “cured me of my anger at young people.” Lucky us!