Known Frauds the Mast Brothers Retreat From the Cruel Schoolyard of the Chocolate Industry


Another chapter is unfolding in the story of the fraudulent chocolate makers the Mast Brothers, dubbed the “Milli Vanilli of chocolate” for their practices of remelting industrial chocolate and selling it as “bean-to-bar.” In an emo open letter on Tuesday, the bros announced that they’re stepping away from the mean, mean chocolate industry for kinder, gentler waters…most likely, the waters in their very expensive Brooklyn brownstones.

In an open letter, seen via Gothamist, Rick Mast went on at length about the holiday struggle foisted upon him and his brother by fellow chocolatiers hating on their empire, which, again, was built upon re-melted Valrhona chocolate and sold for $10 a bar. This letter follows a widely shared piece on Quartz and an exposé by a blogger named Scott who reported on the years the Mast brothers spent covering up their chocolate fraud.

“We have spent precious time away from our family on the week of Christmas to manage a senseless, mean-spirited ‘takedown’ by determined individuals with an agenda to harm our reputation solely for the purpose of their commercial or professional gain,” Mast writes. “This is not the chocolate industry that we wish to be a part of. To that end, we will continue, as we have always done, to not participate in chocolate industry conferences, conventions, or competitions until the culture changes.”

While the Mast brothers admit to the remelting process—taking a “that was then, this is now” approach—they are avoiding the reason that everyone is mad at them, which is that they lied for a long time and it’s too late to apologize. The chocolate mafia already didn’t like the Mast bros because their chocolate didn’t taste very good anyway (thus the initial suspicions) and now the dessert beef is public. Some shop owners like Aubrey Lindley are already refusing to sell Mast Brothers candy in their establishments.

“I’ve been calling this Schadenfreude Christmas,” Lindley of Portland’s Cacao tells Willamette Week, an alternative Portland weekly. “If someone wants to make bad chocolate, that’s not [a] problem—there’s so much bad chocolate out there. But I don’t want it to be misrepresented.”

This whole fight is so amazing and proof of how far great marketing and packaging can take a product, whether it’s chocolate or two handsome black men with braids.

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Image via Mast Bros. website.

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