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How Do I Tell a Friend to Stop Bringing Her Cockblocking Baby to Bars?By Sara BenincasaMay 24, 2013 | 9:00pm - North Carolina Senate Wants to Give $250K to Crisis Pregnancy CentersBy Katie J.M. BakerMay 24, 2013 | 8:40pm
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- Amanda Bynes Has Reportedly Been Arrested at Her Midtown ApartmentBy Doug BarryMay 24, 2013 | 3:35am
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- C'mon, Y'all: Is This How You'd Act if You Met Tami Taylor?By Madeleine DaviesMay 23, 2013 | 11:15pm
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How a Women's Libido Pill Could Actually Save MonogamyBy Lindy WestMay 23, 2013 | 7:45pm - Here's That Girls Porn Parody You Didn't Ask ForBy Callie BeusmanMay 23, 2013 | 7:30pm
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In Defense of the Attention WhoreBy Tracy MooreMay 23, 2013 | 4:45pm - Duchess Catherine Avec Bump: Like Sunshine on a Cloudy DayBy Dodai StewartMay 23, 2013 | 4:30pm
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- The Lonely Island Raps About Semicolons; IncorrectlyBy Doug BarryMay 23, 2013 | 1:10am
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- Courtney Love Knows What Fuels the DepravedBy Callie BeusmanMay 22, 2013 | 11:30pm
- 'Fashion Is Incredibly Political When You're Fat,' Says Badass BloggerBy Madeleine DaviesMay 22, 2013 | 11:15pm
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- All Hail the World's First Menstrual Poetry SlamBy Katie J.M. BakerMay 22, 2013 | 10:45pm
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- The Five Most British Reactions to Honey Boo Boo's UK DebutBy Meher AhmadMay 22, 2013 | 10:15pm
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- Amazing 9-Year-Old Gives Impassioned Speech to Protest School ClosuresBy Callie BeusmanMay 22, 2013 | 9:30pm
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- If You Watch Only One Interpretive Dance Video Ever, This Should Be ItBy Laura BeckMay 22, 2013 | 8:45pm
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