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For the Birds Is a Compassionate Documentary About a Former Owner of 200 FowlBy Rich JuzwiakMay 31, 2019 | 6:00pm -
Somebody Bought a Damn $400,000 Ring at CostcoBy Kelly FairclothMay 31, 2019 | 5:00pm - Elizabeth Warren Is Still Disastrously Unprepared to Talk About Her DNA TestBy Nick MartinMay 31, 2019 | 4:54pm
- What Is the Best Punishment for Someone Who Steals Your Office Chair?By Julianne Escobedo ShepherdMay 31, 2019 | 4:15pm
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The Perfection Turns the Rape Revenge Fantasy Into SpectacleBy Cate YoungMay 31, 2019 | 4:00pm - A Good Idea for 2020 Democrats to Beat TrumpBy Paul BlestMay 31, 2019 | 3:42pm
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Is CBD Over?By Frida GarzaMay 31, 2019 | 3:30pm - Trump's Immigration Crackdown Is Curiously Sparing the BossesBy Libby WatsonMay 31, 2019 | 3:05pm
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The National Spelling Bee Has Become a Fucking NightmareBy Esther WangMay 31, 2019 | 3:00pm -
Actual Priest Says Cool Fleabag Priest Is 'Not Cool'By Hazel CillsMay 31, 2019 | 2:45pm - Ever Tried This With Peanut Butter?By Hamilton NolanMay 31, 2019 | 2:41pm
- At This Point It's Hard to Find a White Supremacist Laura Ingraham Won't DefendBy Samantha GrassoMay 31, 2019 | 2:27pm
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Hillary and Chelsea Go to HollywoodBy Ashley ReeseMay 31, 2019 | 2:20pm - A Deeply Depressing Story About Kirsten Gillibrand's Sinking ShipBy Katherine KruegerMay 31, 2019 | 2:06pm
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Everything You Need to Know About Emergency ContraceptionBy Meera ShahMay 31, 2019 | 2:00pm -
Drake Was Gifted A $200 Million Space Yacht and 'High Altitude Billboard'By Joan SummersMay 31, 2019 | 1:47pm - Goth William Barr Reminds Us We're All Gonna DieBy Rafi SchwartzMay 31, 2019 | 1:15pm
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Katy Perry's Career Is Never Really OverBy Hazel CillsMay 31, 2019 | 1:10pm -
MTV's Are You the One? Will Feature a Sexually Fluid CastBy Emily AlfordMay 31, 2019 | 12:50pm -
Colleges Pressure Alleged Sexual Assault Victims to Publicly Reveal Their IdentitiesBy Prachi GuptaMay 31, 2019 | 12:35pm - Again With the TariffsBy Rebecca FishbeinMay 31, 2019 | 12:06pm
- This Seems BadBy Rebecca FishbeinMay 31, 2019 | 3:25am
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Meryl Streep Does Not Know What Toxic Masculinity MeansBy Emily AlfordMay 31, 2019 | 2:20am - Congrats to the Feds, Now the Proud Owners of Paul Manafort's Trump Tower CondoBy Rebecca FishbeinMay 31, 2019 | 1:50am
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17 Protesters, Including Missouri Director of Planned Parenthood, Arrested Outside Governor's OfficeBy Emily AlfordMay 31, 2019 | 1:30am -
Harrison Ford Cannot Differentiate the ChrisesBy Emily AlfordMay 31, 2019 | 12:10am - Louisiana's Democratic Governor Signs Bill Banning Abortion As Early As 6 Weeks Into PregnancyBy Rebecca FishbeinMay 30, 2019 | 11:50pm
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Elizabeth Warren Says Fox News Is 'Running a Hate-for-Profit Scam'By Esther WangMay 30, 2019 | 10:30pm - Trump Reportedly Dreaming Up Even More Ways to Shut Immigrants OutBy Samantha GrassoMay 30, 2019 | 10:10pm
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Witness the Decline of LaCroix, a Terrible Beverage That No One LikedBy Frida GarzaMay 30, 2019 | 9:20pm - Michigan Governor: Smoking Tons of Weed Could Fix Our Terrible RoadsBy Rafi SchwartzMay 30, 2019 | 9:12pm
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Rosalía's Long-Awaited Song of the Summer Is HereBy Ecleen Luzmila CaraballoMay 30, 2019 | 9:00pm -
This Is the Price of Freedom, ApparentlyBy Esther WangMay 30, 2019 | 8:20pm - Just a Video of Trump Squeezing a Troop's MusclesBy Rafi SchwartzMay 30, 2019 | 7:33pm
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Congrats, DadBy Frida GarzaMay 30, 2019 | 7:30pm - Interior Backtracks on Plans to Drill in Sacred New Mexico Canyon, For NowBy Nick MartinMay 30, 2019 | 7:07pm
- Useless Republican Group Killing Untold Forests Handing Out the Mueller ReportBy Paul BlestMay 30, 2019 | 6:42pm
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Philadelphia Is Just Trying to Cope With the Loss of BendallBy Dan McQuadeMay 30, 2019 | 6:30pm - Inside Tableaux, a Feminist Space for an Emerging Alternative Sex CommunityBy Tracy ThompsonMay 30, 2019 | 6:00pm
- Say McCain, Say McCainBy Samantha GrassoMay 30, 2019 | 5:33pm
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Erase Your Computer Hard Drive Before You Die Unless You're a Republican Operative Known as the 'Michelangelo of Gerrymandering'By Esther WangMay 30, 2019 | 5:30pm -
Booksmart Is Not a Revolution and Doesn't Need to BeBy Megan ReynoldsMay 30, 2019 | 5:00pm -
Here's a Good Story About Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Telling Off Her Sexist Boss in Her Restaurant DaysBy Molly OsbergMay 30, 2019 | 4:35pm - Michigan Republicans Worked Together to Make Polluting Easy AgainBy Nick MartinMay 30, 2019 | 4:05pm
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The Pleasure of Useless Hack Videos in an Increasingly Efficient WorldBy Hazel CillsMay 30, 2019 | 4:00pm - Horrible Dead Republican’s Computer Exposes Link Between Racist Census Plan and GerrymanderingBy Libby WatsonMay 30, 2019 | 3:45pm
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Melissa McCarthy and Tiffany Haddish Become Mobsters in The Kitchen, Which Is Definitely Not a ComedyBy Hazel CillsMay 30, 2019 | 3:30pm - Break the BubblesBy Hamilton NolanMay 30, 2019 | 3:25pm
- Editor in Chief of Major News Website Just Learned How the U.S. Government WorksBy Katherine KruegerMay 30, 2019 | 3:05pm
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Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera Are Finally Getting Monuments in New YorkBy Frida GarzaMay 30, 2019 | 3:00pm -
Ed Sheeran, You're DismissedBy Lisa FischerMay 30, 2019 | 2:30pm - Billionaires and Corporations Won't Save AbortionBy Paul BlestMay 30, 2019 | 2:24pm
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Moby's Book Tour Is Officially CanceledBy Joan SummersMay 30, 2019 | 2:10pm - Trump Makes Rare Foray Into Accidental IntelligenceBy Molly OsbergMay 30, 2019 | 1:52pm
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Who Is This?By Ashley ReeseMay 30, 2019 | 1:35pm - Mar-a-Lago and Trump Victory PAC Hit With Subpoenas Over Cindy Yang ContributionsBy Sophie WeinerMay 30, 2019 | 12:59pm
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Disney May Stop Filming in Georgia If the Abortion Ban Goes Into EffectBy Lauren EvansMay 30, 2019 | 12:39pm - Trump Finally Sorta Comes Clean on Russia Helping Him WinBy Rafi SchwartzMay 30, 2019 | 12:37pm
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'Everyone Was Well Aware' of Jason Mitchell's Behavior on The Chi, Says ShowrunnerBy Lauren EvansMay 30, 2019 | 3:15am - Disney Would Consider Boycotting Georgia if Abortion Ban Goes Into EffectBy Sophie WeinerMay 30, 2019 | 2:55am
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Louisiana Is About to Pass Its 'Heartbeat' Abortion BanBy Lauren EvansMay 30, 2019 | 1:45am - Trump Brain Status: Mad at Dead Guy's BoatBy Sophie WeinerMay 30, 2019 | 1:15am
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Congratulations to Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson on Their New Sex Bench!By Lauren EvansMay 30, 2019 | 12:00am - Facebook Allowed a Fake Video to Spread and Now Nancy Pelosi Is PISSEDBy Sophie WeinerMay 29, 2019 | 11:35pm
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Nancy Pelosi Really Wants Everyone to Cool Their Jets Over This Impeachment ShitBy Ashley ReeseMay 29, 2019 | 10:15pm - NoBy Jack MirkinsonMay 29, 2019 | 9:39pm
- California Assembly Passes Historic Bill on Cops’ Use of Deadly ForceBy Nick MartinMay 29, 2019 | 9:15pm
- Is Nancy Pelosi Kidding or WhatBy Libby WatsonMay 29, 2019 | 8:51pm
- Steve King Is Back on His (Racist) BullshitBy Molly OsbergMay 29, 2019 | 8:31pm
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All That Is Coming Back, But Can't Possibly Live Up to the OriginalBy Ashley ReeseMay 29, 2019 | 8:30pm -
Men Are More Likely to Give a Shit When Pregnancy Is... Less About WomenBy Tracy Clark-FloryMay 29, 2019 | 8:00pm -
Because Weekends Were Made for Fun, Go See MaBy Rich JuzwiakMay 29, 2019 | 7:30pm -
Gucci Made a Uterus Gown, But Also Wants to Do This to TitsBy Julianne Escobedo ShepherdMay 29, 2019 | 7:00pm - ICE Is Expanding Its Bullshit DNA Testing to Find 'Fraudulent Families'By Samantha GrassoMay 29, 2019 | 6:59pm
- America Now Exports 'Freedom Gas,' ApparentlyBy Nick MartinMay 29, 2019 | 6:39pm
- All of Your Wonderful Technological Conveniences Rely on Good Old Fashioned ExploitationBy Libby WatsonMay 29, 2019 | 6:19pm
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An Extremely Pressing Question Now That Aliens Are Real: Would You Bone One?By Alexis Sobel FittsMay 29, 2019 | 6:00pm - Democrats Respond to Mueller Statement by Calling for Impeachment, but Also Not Impeachment, but Also More Investigations, but Also Oversight, but Also All of the AboveBy Molly OsbergMay 29, 2019 | 5:59pm
- Good Riddance to One of the Worst Members of the Trump AdministrationBy Paul BlestMay 29, 2019 | 5:38pm
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Let Me Design Some Luxury Vacation Experiences For Your ChildrenBy Kelly FairclothMay 29, 2019 | 5:30pm -
Uh Oh, The Tabloids Got Their Hands On Snapchat's 'Gender Swap' Filter!By Joan SummersMay 29, 2019 | 5:00pm - Nothing to See Here, Move AlongBy Rafi SchwartzMay 29, 2019 | 4:40pm
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Which Children's Show Character Has the Most Demonic Energy?By Hazel CillsMay 29, 2019 | 4:30pm -
How the Avocado Fridge Came to Embody the '70sBy Kelly FairclothMay 29, 2019 | 4:00pm -
Mueller, Translated: It's Crime TimeBy Ashley ReeseMay 29, 2019 | 3:56pm - Joe Biden Doesn't Want to Mud Wrestle Our Dirty Pig PresidentBy Libby WatsonMay 29, 2019 | 3:45pm
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Phoebe Waller-Bridge Likes Writing Women Who 'Don't Give a Shit'By Hazel CillsMay 29, 2019 | 3:41pm - Mueller: Read, and I Cannot Stress This Enough, the ReportBy Rafi SchwartzMay 29, 2019 | 3:21pm
- Is Jimmy Kimmel OKBy Molly OsbergMay 29, 2019 | 2:45pm
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Songland Is a Deeply Dehumanizing Glimpse at the Process of Writing MusicBy Hazel CillsMay 29, 2019 | 2:45pm - DNC Frantically Trying to Narrow Down Massive Field of Candidates for DebatesBy Molly OsbergMay 29, 2019 | 2:25pm
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Britney Spears Is Not Having This Conspiracy Theory ShitBy Joan SummersMay 29, 2019 | 2:08pm - Hey Remember When We Were Going to Abolish ICEBy Paul BlestMay 29, 2019 | 2:05pm
- GOP Ghoul on Children Dying at the Border: 'Fine!'By Samantha GrassoMay 29, 2019 | 1:45pm
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This Minor League Baseball Team Regrets Calling Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez an 'Enemy of Freedom'By Esther WangMay 29, 2019 | 1:40pm - Trump Finally Takes a Stand Against Roy Moore...Losing an ElectionBy Rafi SchwartzMay 29, 2019 | 1:07pm
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The Best Part of Aladdin Is the CGI Magic CarpetBy Megan ReynoldsMay 29, 2019 | 1:00pm -
Joe Biden Has Learned NothingBy Rebecca FishbeinMay 29, 2019 | 12:40pm - Mitch McConnell Confirms His Brain-Melting Hypocrisy Over the Supreme CourtBy Sophie WeinerMay 29, 2019 | 12:22pm
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Here's a Nice Reminder That It's Been a Very Long CenturyBy Rebecca FishbeinMay 29, 2019 | 2:35am - Don Jr. Owns Roy Moore in Depressing Twitter FeudBy Sophie WeinerMay 29, 2019 | 2:10am
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Ellen DeGeneres Says Her Stepfather Sexually Assaulted Her When She Was a TeenBy Rebecca FishbeinMay 29, 2019 | 12:55am - Family of Man Who Died of Dehydration in David Clarke's Jail Awarded $6.75 MillionBy Sophie WeinerMay 29, 2019 | 12:25am
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The End of Game of Thrones Drove Jon Snow to RehabBy Rebecca FishbeinMay 28, 2019 | 11:55pm - Mar-a-Lago Is the Least Secure Place on EarthBy Sophie WeinerMay 28, 2019 | 11:25pm
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Justice Clarence Thomas Pens Bonkers 20-Page Screed Comparing Abortion and Birth Control to EugenicsBy Ashley ReeseMay 28, 2019 | 10:15pm - I Absolutely Love This Dumb Feud!!!By Samantha GrassoMay 28, 2019 | 8:55pm
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Beto O'Rourke Will Never FailBy Ashley ReeseMay 28, 2019 | 8:50pm