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- Jon Stewart Attempts To Sabotage Jon Huntsman's Twitter Chat By Suggesting It's Actually For Jon HammBy Whitney JeffersonDecember 1, 2011 | 12:30am
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- Coloring Book Teaches Kids Fun Racial StereotypesBy Doug BarryNovember 30, 2011 | 11:55pm
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- All Of Patti Stanger's Meanest Comments Now In One PlaceBy Whitney JeffersonNovember 30, 2011 | 11:15pm
- Naming Infants After Bloodsucking Monsters All The RageBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 30, 2011 | 11:00pm
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- Study Reveals Babies Are JudgyBy Anna NorthNovember 30, 2011 | 10:15pm
- Now You Can Get Extensions For Your EyelashesBy Whitney JeffersonNovember 30, 2011 | 10:00pm
- Short Skirts Magically Turn Women Into BitchesBy Hugo SchwyzerNovember 30, 2011 | 9:40pm
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- The Sad Death Of Prime SuspectBy Melissa SilversteinNovember 30, 2011 | 9:10pm
- Kody Brown's Precious Seeds Require Neverending Supply Of Wombs [Updated]By Anna NorthNovember 30, 2011 | 8:55pm
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- Eighth Grader's 'Don't Say Gay' PSA Has Powerful MessageBy Whitney JeffersonNovember 30, 2011 | 8:20pm
- This Week In Tabloids: Kris Dumphries Is Gay & Annulling His MarriageBy Dodai StewartNovember 30, 2011 | 8:00pm
- Virginia Gleefully Hops Aboard Runaway Personhood TrainBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 30, 2011 | 7:40pm
- New 'Morning Joe' Promos Suggest That Mika Brzezenski Has A Shit DealBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 30, 2011 | 7:25pm
- A Friendly Reminder To Use A Condom, Courtesy Of Your Unborn Child, Who Is On FacebookBy Anna NorthNovember 30, 2011 | 7:10pm
- Worth It: A Sports Bra To Keep Unruly Boobs At BayBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 30, 2011 | 6:50pm
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- Why Teens Can't Stop Calling Each Other SlutsBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 30, 2011 | 5:50pm
- The Awesome Sex Worker Who Loves Disabled ClientsBy Luke MaloneNovember 30, 2011 | 5:30pm
- How To Get Kicked Out Of The SymphonyBy Margaret HartmannNovember 30, 2011 | 5:10pm
- Women With The Most Education Also Get The Most Maternity LeaveBy Gwen Sharp, PhDNovember 30, 2011 | 4:50pm
- Herman Cain's Mistress Is The Most Boring Mistress EverBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 30, 2011 | 4:10pm
- Katherine Heigl Detests TestesBy Dodai StewartNovember 30, 2011 | 3:50pm
- New Sex Ed Study To Hurt Conservatives' FeelingsBy Margaret HartmannNovember 30, 2011 | 3:30pm
- FBI Offended By DiCaprio's Humanizing, Homosexual Portrayal Of J. Edgar HooverBy Margaret HartmannNovember 30, 2011 | 3:10pm
- Syracuse Head Coach Should Probably Stop Talking NowBy Anna NorthNovember 30, 2011 | 2:50pm
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- Beautiful Cocktails Exploding In Slow MotionBy Whitney JeffersonNovember 30, 2011 | 3:04am
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- Comment Of The Day: WiFi's Not-So-Secret Attack On Dudes' SpermBy Margaret HartmannNovember 30, 2011 | 1:39am
- A New Way To Trick Yourself Into Eating LessBy Anna NorthNovember 30, 2011 | 1:15am
- Conrad Murray Sentenced To Four Years For Michael Jackson's DeathBy Margaret HartmannNovember 30, 2011 | 1:01am
- Northwestern University Students Now Free to Smoke Pot With ImpunityBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 30, 2011 | 12:45am
- Ryan Seacrest Thinks The Internet Needs More Manly EmoticonsBy Whitney JeffersonNovember 30, 2011 | 12:30am
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- Finally, A Socially Acceptable Way To Make Fun Of Ugly BabiesBy Whitney JeffersonNovember 29, 2011 | 11:55pm
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- That Story About The Poop Tattoo Is A Load Of CrapBy Dodai StewartNovember 29, 2011 | 11:10pm
- Nurses Fight For Their Right To Refuse Women CareBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 29, 2011 | 10:55pm
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- Was Herman Cain's Candidacy Just One Big Book Commercial?By Erin Gloria RyanNovember 29, 2011 | 10:25pm
- A New Sitcom About Women In The Workplace, Starring MenBy Dodai StewartNovember 29, 2011 | 9:55pm
- Will A Formalized Scale For Photoshopping Do Any Good?By Dodai StewartNovember 29, 2011 | 9:40pm
- A Fucked-Up Front Row Seat To Taylor And Russell Armstrong's Marriage CounselingBy Whitney JeffersonNovember 29, 2011 | 9:25pm
- Man Sues Playboy For Shocking Hot-Ladies-Get-In-Free PolicyBy Anna NorthNovember 29, 2011 | 9:10pm
- Ann Coulter Is Totally Edgy, Uses Words Like 'Douchebag' On National TelevisionBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 29, 2011 | 8:55pm
- Sometimes I Still Pee a Little When I Sneeze Really Hard, and Other Things Still Happening To Me 20 Months After Giving BirthBy Tracy MooreNovember 29, 2011 | 8:35pm
- Here's That Miley Cyrus Occupy Wall Street Song That You Didn't Ask ForBy Whitney JeffersonNovember 29, 2011 | 8:05pm
- 15 Ways The Media Would Be Different If It Were Run By WomenBy Nell Scovell & Gloria SteinemNovember 29, 2011 | 7:45pm
- Worst Gyno Ever Pressures Woman To Get LabiaplastyBy Anna NorthNovember 29, 2011 | 7:25pm
- Fashion Industry Reconsiders Its Contempt For Victoria BeckhamBy Jenna SauersNovember 29, 2011 | 7:05pm
- Kyrgyzstan Will No Longer Tolerate Bride-KidnappingBy Anna NorthNovember 29, 2011 | 6:45pm
- How A Teacher's Alleged Student Affair Became His Acclaimed 'Novel'By Elissa StraussNovember 29, 2011 | 6:22pm
- The Value Of Your Torturous Dental Work Is Drawn Into QuestionBy Margaret HartmannNovember 29, 2011 | 5:50pm
- Tilda Swinton Leads Preliminary Awards Season Red Carpet ExercisesBy Jenny ZhangNovember 29, 2011 | 5:30pm
- Dude, Lady Gaga Doesn't Want Your Fucking Engagement RingBy Dodai StewartNovember 29, 2011 | 5:10pm
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- The Good Ol' Days, When You Weren't Fat EnoughBy Whitney JeffersonNovember 29, 2011 | 4:30pm
- Let's Meet Herman Cain's Mistress!By Erin Gloria RyanNovember 29, 2011 | 4:10pm
- Twihards Supposedly Faking Engagements To Try On Bella's Wedding DressBy Dodai StewartNovember 29, 2011 | 3:50pm
- A Chilling Reminder That The People's Court Involves Real PeopleBy Whitney JeffersonNovember 29, 2011 | 3:30pm
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- Is The Internet Killing Sperm?By Anna NorthNovember 29, 2011 | 2:50pm
- The Morning Sob: Watch Dogs Rescued From A Lab See Sunlight For The First TimeBy Margaret HartmannNovember 29, 2011 | 2:30pm
- Your '90s Girl Crushes Collide: Sara Gilbert & Linda Perry Are Dating!By Luke MaloneNovember 29, 2011 | 2:00pm
- More Parents Decide Their Kids Don't Really Need To Be VaccinatedBy Margaret HartmannNovember 29, 2011 | 4:48am
- Crazy Bitch Doll Is This Year's Hottest ToyBy Margaret HartmannNovember 29, 2011 | 4:12am
- Georgia Woman Finally Accuses Herman Cain Of The Affair He's DenyingBy Margaret HartmannNovember 29, 2011 | 3:20am
- Gov. Brownback Apologizes To Teen Who Dissed HimBy Margaret HartmannNovember 29, 2011 | 2:01am
- Comment Of The Day: Kim Kardashian Informs Husband Of Her Master PlanBy Margaret HartmannNovember 29, 2011 | 1:35am
- Anne Hathaway Engaged To (Probably) Law-Abiding BoyfriendBy Margaret HartmannNovember 29, 2011 | 1:00am
- Oprah Is Not That Into Child Pageantry, SpellingBy Whitney JeffersonNovember 29, 2011 | 12:40am
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- Seven Things You Should Know About Egypt's ElectionsBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 29, 2011 | 12:00am
- Doctor Makes Prosthetic Limbs For Woman & Her Pet GoatBy Margaret HartmannNovember 28, 2011 | 11:40pm
- HIV-Positive Chinese Teachers Fight For Right To WorkBy Anna NorthNovember 28, 2011 | 11:30pm
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- Creative People Are Total CheatersBy Anna NorthNovember 28, 2011 | 11:00pm
- Meet Your New Fave Animal, The FossaBy Dodai StewartNovember 28, 2011 | 10:50pm
- Herman Cain Accuses Woman of Accusing Him of Having An AffairBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 28, 2011 | 10:40pm
- TLC's Latest Exploitation Victims: Adorable Adult VirginsBy Whitney JeffersonNovember 28, 2011 | 10:30pm
- Here's That Justin Bieber/Boyz II Men Holiday Tune You Didn't Ask ForBy Whitney JeffersonNovember 28, 2011 | 10:15pm
- Holiday Decorating For The Lazy And/Or PennilessBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 28, 2011 | 10:00pm
- An Awesome Fort For Possums OnlyBy Joshua SiegelNovember 28, 2011 | 9:50pm
- Flight Of The Conchords Movie Coming Soon, If You're Into ItBy Whitney JeffersonNovember 28, 2011 | 9:40pm
- It's Not Your Fault You're So Sleepy Right NowBy Anna NorthNovember 28, 2011 | 9:30pm
- Female Scientists Patiently Explain That Yes, Evolution is RealBy Erin Gloria RyanNovember 28, 2011 | 9:20pm
- Professor Arrested For Looking At Child Porn On FlightBy Anna NorthNovember 28, 2011 | 9:00pm
- See The First Clip From The New Absolutely Fabulous, SweetieBy Jenna SauersNovember 28, 2011 | 8:40pm
- What's The Protocol When It Comes To Telling Your Partner You Have HPV?By Katie J.M. BakerNovember 28, 2011 | 8:20pm
- Coach Makes Tough Decision: Dinner At White House Or Football Practice?By Dodai StewartNovember 28, 2011 | 8:00pm