Lindsay Lohan Tries To Woo Morgue Workers With Cupcakes

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After showing up late yesterday for her court-ordered community service at the morgue, Lindsay Lohan managed to arrive on time this morning for her second day of work. She’s now taking her duties seriously, says one source, “It’s manual labor, but Lindsay isn’t complaining. She is being a real trooper.” No doubt. Poor LiLo is even buying delicious treats to make up for her tardiness and win the affections of her supervisors.

Even though it seems like she never has any money, she managed to have lunch from In-N-Out delivered for the entire morgue staff. She also ordered everyone fancy cupcakes for dessert, but Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter turned them away at the door, saying “We’re not here to accept food.” Harumph! Apparently the way to a morgue worker’s heart is not through his stomach. [Radar; TMZ]

  • You know those nightmares where you show up to work and you’ve forgotten to wear your pants, or you have a part in a play and you walk on stage in only your underwear? Well, Christina Aguilera is living that dream. She went shopping in LA without pants on! Lord knows what chain of events led to this happening, but she was only “wearing sheer tights, a black leather jacket and spike-heeled Christian Louboutins.” It’s hard to tell from the photos, but it seems like she did have on some kind of underwear, at least? While out and about in this “outfit,” she bought a bunch of stuff at Agent Provacateur. So it is entirely possible that we’re about to be treated to an underwear-only wardrobe from now on. [X17]
  • Relax, guys, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries aren’t getting a divorce after all. He was just carrying a bunch of boxes out of their hotel because they’re moving back to L.A, and he wasn’t wearing his wedding ring because he “isn’t a fan of jewelry” and also probably because they wanted us to notice that he wasn’t wearing a ring and start freaking out. So, congratulations to us for taking the bait! And congratulations to them on continuing to stay married! [TMZ]
  • If you love America and you love to watch celebrities sing, then you’d better start tuning in to the World Series. On Sunday, you can watch singer/actress (sactress?) Zooey Deschanel deliver a probably very charming version of the national anthem before game four. [Digital Spy]
    Then on Monday you’ll get to see Demi Lovato do her take on the “Star Spangled Banner.” FYI, she’s rooting for the Rangers because she is from Texas. [E! Online]
  • Natalie Portman had a son, Aleph, four months ago and today—finally!—we can see with our own eyes that he has a face and some cute little pudgy baby legs! [US Weekly]
  • Lady Gaga paid $13,000 at a charity auction to have dinner with Steven Van Zandt and his wife Maureen. Maybe this should be a new thing: any time two famous people want to get dinner together, they have to donate a bunch of money to charity. [Huffington Post]
  • Not surprisingly, Charlie Sheen has changed his mind and is now “extremely disappointed” in the way that Two and a Half Men is proceeding without him. [TMZ]
  • Carlos Santana is NOT dead. Apparently a bunch of people tweeted “R.I.P. Carlos Santana” along with pics of Moammar Gaddafi (or however you want to spell it), and it led some people to think the famed guitarist had also died. Oh, Twitter, sometimes you are so confusing!
  • According to Stephen Baldwin, his brother Alec Baldwin is “a lot calmer and a lot happier” since he’s started dating 28-year-old yoga instructor Hilaria Thomas. Even coming from a wackadoodle like Stephen, this makes total sense. [US Weekly]
  • Pee-Wee Herman is telling people he would like to be on the next season of Dancing With The Stars and hoping that this will make it happen. It’s like he’s living The Secret. Universe, make it so! [E! Online]
  • Just like the rest of us, Emma Stone is “addicted” to the internet and is terrified of saying something stupid on Twitter. [Showbiz Spy]
  • Michael Bublé really wants to have a baby with his wife but is willing to wait until she’s ready. (What a guy!) He says he tells her, “[W]hen you feel like you’ve lived and you’ve partied and done all the things you want to do. When you’ve worked your butt off, then tell me.” [CNN]
  • Zac Efron wore a nice suit and went out to a London nightclub to celebrate his 24th birthday, and he might have—gasp!—had a few drinks. [WoW]
  • Good news for the three of you out there who’ve been clamoring for a My Name Is Earl movie: Jason Lee, star of the NBC show which ended last spring, says it’s going to happen at some point. [E! Online]
  • Lil Wayne told GQ that he is going to retire when he’s 35. Apparently, he’s doing it for the children. [Clutch]
  • Tim Burton is designing a cool-looking balloon for this year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. [New York Times]
  • After Hillary Duff has her baby, she’s going to make some music for us to buy. [MTV]
  • LaToya Jackson has been stuck in bed with the flu for ten days and has been complaining about it on Twitter. Somebody FedEx her some chicken soup! [Daily Express]
  • If you have always dreamed of owning one of John Lennon’s teeth, and you have at least $16,000 spare dollars burning a hole in your pocket, you can buy one at an auction in England on November 5th. [CNN]
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