March Madness Day 8: I Want My MTV to Smell Like Teen Spirit


Nancy Reagan would be so proud! Yesterday, D.A.R.E. (to say no to drugs) knocked poor Baby Jessica out of the running and back into her soggy cramped well, while over in the ’90s conference, Monica Lewinsky gave the boot to Delia*s, matching bedding, corduroy maxi skirts and all.

Now onto Day 8! Be sure to update your bracket so that you can better follow along!

Today going toe-to-toe in the ’80s stadium, we have MTV, the network that killed the radio star (and eventually killed music altogether) and that ghost-hungry, rouged-up tart (and total feminist!) Ms. Pacman. Which one did you waste more hours in front of? Tell us with your vote!

In the ’90s bracket, grunge — the music genre, the comfortable plaid-heavy fashions, Reality Bites and Seattle (probably heroin, too, if we want to get real sad with it) — goes up against that booby trap-setting, Good Son, adorable, towheaded motherfucker Macaulay Culkin. Sure, grunge includes Pearl Jam and Nirvana, but Home Alone and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York are two of the best movies ever made. How do you choose? KEVIN!

You have 24 hours to vote.

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