Will your upcoming three-day weekend involve grilling, margaritas or making ice cream? It could, if you buy pricey gourmet gadgets from the new Williams-Sonoma catalog!
You’re thinking, “I don’t need a panini press.” But OMG look at those sandwiches. Melty, toasty yumminess could be yours, if you’re willing to shell out $119.
You’re thinking, “I don’t need a mesh chef’s pan.” You’re right. Who sautes pasta over the grill? This is weird and unnecessary, and since sizzling liquid can drip through onto your flip-flop-clad foot, it seems like a good way to get burned.
A fine-mesh grill pan, however, looks like a great idea. Does it come with the tomato, corn and black bean “salad” already in it? And, um… can the salad be ordered without the pan? To go? Thanks.
Why would you put meatballs on the grill? You’d lose the juice! That’s just dumb. Fiddy bucks of dumb.
How many times a year would you have to use a jalapeño roaster to get your money’s worth? It’s “only” $19.95, but once you use it and go through the labor-intensive business of trying to clean it, doesn’t it become a supposedly fun thing you’ll never try again?
Knowing next to nothing about grills — except that stuff tastes good when it comes off of one — my only comment here is “pretty!”
Okay, instead of initials, let’s think of three-letter words that would be great branded into burgers or steaks. Some suggestions:
OMG
BAM
BYE
JOY
WOW
COW
HOT
YUM
And for the vegans:
EWW
WHY
WTF
ICK
SOY
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