Ring the alarm! Miranda Lambert did the impossible last night: she made the red carpet of the CMAs exciting! The former Mrs. Blake Shelton showed up rocking (countrying?) a pink hairdo that many believe is a direct throwback to Gwen Stefani’s look from 1999.
In addition to this shocking display of vengeful red carpet swag-jacking, Lambert and Shelton’s divorce made waves during the show itself, when hosts Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood cracked jokes at the former couple’s expense.
At a screening of By the Sea, the movie with the best trailer ever made, Brad Pitt explained that being in a movie directed by his wife is easy because he can read her mind. “Angie and I have such history now — 10 years — we’ve been through many things,” he said. “She doesn’t have to say anything for me to know what she’s feeling. I certainly know when she doesn’t like a take.”
If Pitt could read my mind, he would hear things like, “Oh my god I can’t wait to see By the Sea it’s going to be the funniest movie of the year I wonder when i should buy tickets.”
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Here’s Naomi Watts posing for a selfie in the soup aisle.
Kris Jenner is being sued for ripping off Kim’s iPhone game from someone else. [TMZ]
Kylie wants a spin-off. I hope it’s called “Kylie Jenner Runs Some More Errands” [Radar Online]
Eddie Murphy is about to have a ninth child, and I’m still trying to wrap my head around that. [Celebitchy]
Bobbi Kristina’s nurse wasn’t actually a nurse, and may have also been a serial identity thief! [Page Six]
Karl Lagerfeld on Kim Kardashian: “Kim’s contribution to beauty and fashion . . . is the fact that you don’t have to be super slim and very tall to be beautiful.” [Page Six]
