Contemplating replacing Diet Dr. Pepper with White Claw for the foreseeable future. Don’t forget to vote today, if you can!
Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:
- Of course:
- Some sad news for Rudy Giuliani. [CNN]
- Some sad news for Donald Trump. [New York Times]
- Even sadder news for Donald Trump. [Washington Post]
- Rand Paul wants to out the whistleblower. [Politico]
- If you’ve ever thought to yourself, “Gee, I wish I could get my Amazon delivery while I’m here at Yellowstone,” apparently you and some Trump administration officials are on the same dumb page. [The Guardian]
- Not great! [BBC]
Here are some tweets the president was allowed to publish:
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