National American History and Founders Month Is Absolutely Not a Thing We Should Do

By Esther Wang  |  November 5, 2019 | 11:00pm
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National American History and Founders Month Is Absolutely Not a Thing We Should Do
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Contemplating replacing Diet Dr. Pepper with White Claw for the foreseeable future. Don’t forget to vote today, if you can!

Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:

  • Of course:
  • Some sad news for Rudy Giuliani. [CNN]
  • Some sad news for Donald Trump. [New York Times]
  • Even sadder news for Donald Trump. [Washington Post]
  • Rand Paul wants to out the whistleblower. [Politico]
  • If you’ve ever thought to yourself, “Gee, I wish I could get my Amazon delivery while I’m here at Yellowstone,” apparently you and some Trump administration officials are on the same dumb page. [The Guardian]
  • Not great! [BBC]

Here are some tweets the president was allowed to publish:

This has been Barf Bag.

 
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