Obama: Secret Service Will Make My Daughters' Future Suitors Scared

  • Obama says, “And dating I think will be an issue because I have men with guns surrounding them at all times, which I’m perfectly happy with, but they may feel differently about it.” [Huffington Post]
  • Rumor has it that Carrie Prejean is trying to back out of subbing on Fox & Friends next week. Maybe she’s holding out for The View? [Fishbowl LA]
  • Greta Van Susteren‘s husband, John Coale, who joined the Palin camp as a major PUMA, tried to get Sarah Palin to help retire Hillary Clinton‘s remaining campaign debts. She declined, because she’s a fucking Republican, not a Symbol of Feminism. [Politico]
  • The UN is naming Bill Clinton its special envoy to Haiti. [CBS News]
  • Even the Pope thinks the Catholic bishops with their panties in a wad over Obama‘s Notre Dame speech need to shut up and actually listen to what the President has to say. [MSNBC]
  • CIA Director Leon Panetta warned Nancy Pelosiabout alleging that the CIA lied to her. [Politico]
  • The town of Hardin, Montana has offered to become the new home of 100 Gitmo detainees in order to bring jobs to the area… unlike the tax cuts constantly promoted by the GOP. [ThinkProgress]
  • Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm is going to be in D.C. for an event on fuel economy standards and, some suspect, an interview for that open slot on the Supreme Court. [Washington Post]
  • Ta-Nehisi Coates watches the following video of Republicans attacking Nancy Pelosi‘s looks because they disagree with her politics, and says, “Amazing. Don’t they know who the fuck votes? Do they really think Sarah Palin can fix this?” [Ta-Nehisi Coates]

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