Oh No No No, Chipotle May Drop Guacamole Due To Climate Change

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Oh no! America! We have to fix everything that is wrong with the environment and stop climate change RIGHT NOW or else Chipotle, the country’s best purveyor of sort-of Mexican food that isn’t Taco Bell, may stop serving guacamole altogether.

I will give you a moment while you dry your tears.

According to Think Progress, Chipotle is goddamn dead serious about this shit, OK?

Chipotle Inc. is warning investors that extreme weather events
“associated with global climate change” might eventually affect the
availability of some of its ingredients. If availability is limited,
prices will rise — and Chipotle isn’t sure it’s willing to pay.
“Increasing weather volatility or other long-term changes in global
weather patterns, including any changes associated with global climate
change, could have a significant impact on the price or availability of
some of our ingredients,” the popular chain, whose Sofritas vegan tofu
dish recently went national, said in its annual report
released last month. “In the event of cost increases with respect to
one or more of our raw ingredients we may choose to temporarily suspend
serving menu items, such as guacamole or one or more of our salsas,
rather than paying the increased cost for the ingredients.” Chipotle did say that it recognizes the pain it (and its devotees)
would have to go through if it decided to suspend a menu item. “Any such
changes to our available menu may negatively impact our restaurant
traffic and comparable restaurant sales, and could also have an adverse
impact on our brand,” the filing read.

Chipotle uses about 97,000 pounds of avocado every day to make delicious, nurturing, better-than-a-mother’s-kiss guac. (That’s 35.4 million pounds of avocados every year. Holy Guacamole!) Scientists from Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory are predicting a 40 percent drop in avocado production over the next three decades, thanks to hotter temperatures that will affect California (where delicious avocados come from).

So what does this all mean for Chipotle’s guac production?

Chipotle’s commitment to organic,
local, and sustainable farming practices is also one of the reasons why
it may be more susceptible to unexpected climate shifts. As the company
notes, its food markets “are generally smaller and more concentrated
than the markets for commodity food products,” meaning Chipotle buys
from producers that are less able to survive bad farming conditions
without raising prices. And those prices have already been raised
significantly over the last year, Chipotle said.
“For instance, two years of drought conditions in parts of the U.S.
have resulted in significant increases in beef prices during late 2013
and early 2014,” the company said, noting that more price increases on
beef could affect its decision to suspend guacamole service. While
scientists’ understanding of drought and climate change is evolving
rapidly, mainstream climatologists’ view of drought is that it is directly linked to man-made climate change. Severe and prolonged drought has put a strain on farming practices
in California, the state which holds the most Chipotle restaurants
(288, according to its annual report.)

Do you understand now? THERE IS A GUAC CRISIS ON THE HORIZON, PEOPLE. You may be soon be faced with the harsh reality of living in a world where your chips remain forever dry and guacamole-less. Your children’s children may grow up never knowing that they can add on guac to any burrito, bowl or tacos at their whim.

I don’t want to live in that world.

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