OMFG: The Subway Kittens Were on Last Night's Colbert
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Late last week, the New York subway system was forced to suspend service thanks to the cutest goddamn emergency of all time…or should I call it the cutest goddamn emewgency of all time? Area trains ground to a halt after two kittens escaped onto tracks at the Church Avenue station in Brooklyn last Thursday and MTA employees and the NYPD were forced to go looking for them. Luckily, the kittens were found safe and sound and were then moved to a Brooklyn foster family.