 
                            
When I was in second grade I was afflicted with the family curse, the need for eyeglasses. What I didn’t know when I was picking out my first pair of round rainbow-colored tortoiseshell glasses is the part of the curse no one ever talks about: the dark under-eye circles. It wasn’t until I was old enough to start wearing contacts that I noticed the slight discoloration under my eyeballs that looked as if I’d been punched in the face by a tiny fisted baby.
As I got older the circles got darker and I began a years-long search for the perfect concealer that matched my skin tone but also didn’t sink into the tiny folds of my skin, making the faintest of lines look like the Kennicott Glacier crevasse. This journey was harrowing and expensive and involved many a product that claimed to be packed with Vitamin E which would aid my circle in the long run, all lies and poppycock.
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