Paranoid Cat Is Wary of Eating in Public

The ultimate humiliation for a shy cat is to have its shyness broadcast to millions of anonymous YouTube cruisers, who will all shame the cat with misspelled, misguided comments such as, “Welfair cat 2 good 2 eat in publik??? HAHA, thx alot OBAMACARE!” Indeed — if a cat is receiving government subsidized cat food, then it should be forced to eat in the public square, surrounded by baying hounds and haywire vacuum cleaners.

via Buzzfeed