President Barack Obama sparked outrage across America yesterday, when he interrupted one of the nation’s most sacred and stoic traditions—watching The Price is Right in the middle of the day.
President Obama is such a selfish jerkface jerkman! On Wednesday, he held a press conference to discuss the ongoing troubles with the Department of Veterans Affairs. (Remember the people who died because the agency was hiding a backlog thousands of veterans in an off-the-books system?) But forget about what he had to say about the death of our nation’s veterans while they were supposedly being treated by the very system set up to care for them! What’s really important here is the uninterrupted viewing of a game show that is literally on five days a week.
We are officially living in Crazy Times. Take refuge in your basements. Lock all your doors. Board up the windows. Most of all, don’t ever, ever fuck with people who are trying to watch a game of Plinko.